Sanggana Swordsman
PGM 15: Joko Descends
*Crazy Drunk Swordsman (PGM)*
There were four people standing in the middle of the road blocking the pace of Joko Calm's horse carriage and his three wives.
The first person to stand on the far right was a fat-bellied man with a fairly tall height. He was wearing a short and short-sleeved blue shirt underneath, so that his lower abdomen looked embossed. Especially if he raises his hand, then a lot of his stomach will appear. The length of the dark blue pants is only limited to the knee like the uniforms of Junior High School children. Her hair was braided in two like an Indian tribal girl. He carried a spear which on the neck of his weapon was a red cloth. Although he was forty years old, but he was known by the name of the Boy of Braids.
The second person on the left side of the Braids was a curly haired young man. The young man under twenty-five had a crooked nose, as if his nose had been broken. He was wearing a red swordsman outfit with no arms, revealing his muscled arms to taste. Both hands were wrapped in black cloth. He was the youngest of the obstructions. His name is Sembada, nicknamed North Boxing Champion.
The third person was a good-bodied man with bulging muscles. It seems he always keeps a healthy diet of four perfect five, plus regular fitness on weekends. The beauty of his arm and body muscles demanded that he wear a white tight shirt. However, he was wearing black leather pants. However, its good looks are somewhat damaged by the upper teeth that also protrude. He was armed with two twin machetes slung across his back. The thirty-five-year-old man was named Gigi Gaga.
The fourth man was a half-century-old man. He is black with blue hair, blue eyebrows, until his goat beard is also blue. That blue color makes it look two years younger than its actual age. The white-robed man was holding two black iron balls about the size of turtle eggs. He was named Kuraban, with no nickname or academic title.
While a little far back there, it scattered the monitoring of five men and a woman. They also look swordsman with their own style and weapons.
“Hahaha!”
Laughing together was the first thing the four men did when Joko Calm's horse carriage stopped three spears in front of them. Actually there is nothing funny, but the existence of three beautiful “emak-emak” who were with Joko Calm suddenly turned funny in their perverted brain. Even the youngest member looked the most perverted, to the point of wetting both of his lips with a swipe of his tongue.
“Beautifully beautiful,” said Sembada while looking intently at Tirana and Kerling Sukma.
“You are still underage, Sembada! Hahaha!” hardik Gigi Perky then laughed loudly, followed by laughter all.
“You fit it with that red-lipped one!” timpal Kuraban, referring to Joko Tenang.
“Hahaha..!” They laughed again.
“Interested it feels like I directly plugged their eyes all!” geram Kerling Sukma's.
“Quiet, give them a chance to enjoy their life in a moment,” said Tirana who sat on the side of Kerling Sukma. They both sat cross-legged on the roof of the car.
Joko Calm is actually hot hearted to hear the less taught laughter of the four men, especially if you see Sembada who shows the most requested action to be set in a way of behaving. He is the youngest, but the most acting.
“Does Kakang want to teach a lesson to all their mouths?” tanya Tirana offered to her husband.
“Ingin once. Their mouths need to be slapped!” his Joko Calm.
“Meet in a dream alone I must have leaked, let alone really real, just hold hands can leak! Hahaha!” Sembada.
“Hahahak..!” The other three men laughed without hearing Sembada's words. They understand the meaning of the word “bocor”.
Taps! Wess!
In the moment the four laughed, suddenly the figure of the Tirana nettle had salted in the air and landed a single spear in front of the four of them. Along with that, a single wave of fine wind struck the four of them.
Instantly the four of them stopped laughing when they could not move in the slightest. The four of them have been exposed to the science of Time Breakers belonging to Tirana. The four men so glared in panic, visible from the movement of their eyes that went wild.
“What happened?” ask Sembada.
“You have angered that beautiful woman, Stupid!” replied Boy Braids.
“Ending us!” said Gigi Gagah Anxious.
“You underestimated those women too much!” rutuk Kuraban's.
“Not including you, Kuraban!” reply Brawn Teeth.
Tirana looked intently at the four men one by one.
“Your mouth is very necessary to be given!” hiss Tirana.
Seen Joko Calm down from the horse carriage. He walked over with a look full of dignity. While the other six people who were behind there were just monitoring without going down to act.
Joko Calm comes to Kuraban. He stopped and looked at the pair of Kuraban eyes.
“It's old but it's still fine!” rutuk Joko Calm. He then touched the tight lips of Kuraban.
“Akk!” peekik Kuraban is in pain. His lips shook.
Joko Calm down then shifted to the front of the Brawny Tooth.
“What will you do?” ask Gigi Dagang Panic.
Plaque!
Joko Calm slapped the lips of the Crow Teeth that could not be tight.
“Aww!” squealing Brawny Teeth, without being able to avoid or do anything.
Joko Tenang again shifted to the face of Sembada aka Jagoan Boxing North.
“This one, still snot is talking mature. Still young must remember the age, do not be too brash!” joko Calm said.
Tis! Plaque! Buk up!
Joko Calm then touched Sembada's lips and followed with a hard slap, until he was pushed back, like the fall of a statue of a person. It is obvious that Joko Calm is very upset with Sembada. Even though it had fallen, Sembada still could not move.
Lastly, Joko Calm shifted in front of the Boy of Braids.
Sir!
“Aww!” pekik Boy Braids.
“Other times buy bigger clothes!” joko Calm.
“I... yes!” said the Boy Braid, as if to cry.
After that, Joko Calm turned around and went back to his throne as a coachman. Seen Getara Love laughs low. The scene was just a funny show.
Tirana had flashed in the air and was again sitting on the side of Kerling Sukma.
Finally, the four men were free from the influence of Time Breakers.
“Curtain!” maki Sembada after standing up, but her mouth hastily smothered by Boy Braid, so her supposed curse “kurang” to “kurap”.
“Shut up! Do you want this time the one that was flushed is your life?” the Boy of Braids.
“Let the parents do the talking,” says Brawny Teeth.
Finally, he remained silent with his face folded in frown.
The four of them did not laugh anymore. They were traumatized by the punishment given by Joko Tenang earlier.
“Children, let us pass by peacefully!” exclaim Joko Calm down, start the negotiations.
“Can't!” kuraban. “This road has been overrun by Hordes of Blue Horses!”
“Back was impossible for us to do. We have an important affair with the Boyo Farm!” joko Calm said.
“That's your business!” kuraban Sentak.
“If you guys make it here, what do you guys do to our friends on the forest road?” ask Brawn Teeth.
“I've asked them to give way, but they do not give, forced us to create our own road,” said Joko Calm. “We have no enmity, it would be nice if you guys let us pass by conveniently!”
“You have made business with the Blue Horse Horde! Then you must die, unless you want to hand over the three women to us!” exclaimed Sembada who could not bear to keep locking his mouth.
Sembada's words actually ignited the anger of Joko Calm.
“You are young, but you do not love your life, Kisanak!” exclaim Joko Calm, especially to Sembada. Then he said again to them, “I also want to say, The Blue Horse Horde has wrongly dared to deal with the ruler of the Little Sanggana Kingdom!”
After saying so, Joko Calm suddenly stood up and ran jumping on the back of the carriage-pulling horse, then stepped again on the head of the horse as a repulsion to jump far ahead.
Joko Calm has lost his magic, including the science of his body. When he jumped from the top of the horse's head, it was certain that he would fall to the ground.
But along with that, Tirana darted snatching her husband's body so that he could jump far ahead and land in front of his four opponents who immediately put the horses ready to fight.
“Macan Conqueror!” exclaim Joko Calm while punching his right hand which has the Ring of the Conqueror Tiger towards Sembada.
Aaurr! (BH)