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Bathroom

After finishing piling up all the dead giant frogs, I, and Kazuma and his party, who had also finished, went to the adventure guild to report about his quest.

At the reception, I showed my adventure card to the blonde Onee-san to find out how many I killed.

One of the functions of adventure cards is to know what and some of the monsters you killed. With such a function, then there were no more lies, and it also made it easier for Guilds to reward adventure.

"Fourty! That's a lot for a short time! Your level is also very fast! In just two hours, your level has already reached level ten! You really are very great like a hero, no, maybe you are the hero who will defeat the demon lord in the future."

The onee-san spoke with passion. His face was full of hope, and his eyes were like looking at a hero towards me.

Sorry Onee-san, your hopes are in vain. I'm not doing this to be a hero, but to save myself. I was crying in my mind.

"O-oh, B-is that? I'm grateful, but, is the guild really going to buy all those giant frogs?"

"Of course, the guild will buy everything. It will also be a food staple here."

The onee-san patted her chest, and her chest shook uncontrollably. No matter how many times I look at it, having that Onee-san is still amazing.

"Wait a minute, something's weird." Said Kazuma, who kept silent from earlier. "Wouldn't a high job be difficult to level up? But why is Araragi so fast to level up? Me, who has the lowest job is even very difficult to level up!"

"Well, for that, I don't know either. But in order to gain high XP, it needs to perform the final attack of the defeated monster." The onee-san explained.

"Arabagi-san. Because we're a party, so the income will be divided equally, right?"

Aqua suddenly approached me with a smile, but before I answered, she quickly pulled Kazuma away.

"Oi, Goddess of Party Tricks, don't embarrass me! You want your part, which does nothing but be bait to buy time? Just be right! Don't embarrass me more than this! Araragi, don't listen with him, the reward is all yours."

"Yes, Kazuma's right, Aqua." Megumin somehow turned her face away. "We red devils will not be shameless like that..."

Kazuma stared blankly at Megumin, which made his voice grow smaller and quieter.

Seeing their silly behavior like in the anime makes me laugh. If I had a party with them, the next few days might be fun.

"It's okay. Just share it evenly, but let me join the party."

"Are you sure? You know how our party really is, right?" Ask Kazuma.

I gave him a thumb. "No problem."

"That's the right choice. With the original hero and Goddess guiding him, this party would definitely defeat the demon lord! Now, let's party!"

"Oi, what do you mean fake hero?!"

Right after that, we partied festively together with the other adventurers until morning without caring about tomorrow.

....

Morning time.

In adventure guilds, the adventurers were either pattered or fell asleep at random, like falling asleep on a table or on the floor. Because of the party that night, all of our income was exhausted there was nothing left.

I sat at one of the tables in the corner with a glass of neroid-containing drinks. I don't know what a Neroid is, but it feels pretty snug in my mouth.

Then, the receptionist Onee-san and the other Guild officers came, and then sighed upon seeing this situation.

Then, they woke up the sleeping adventurers and immediately chased them away as there must have been some adventurers who ended up vomiting, especially the novice adventurers.

"Yo, Onee-san. It looks heavy, yeah." I said, as I shook the glass in my hand. To do this every day, they really work hard.

"It's very heavy." The onee-san sighed. "Sometimes we have to clean up the dirt when adventurers come back from their quest, take care of this it is, and most importantly, we women don't have time to find girlfriends."

When the Onee-san said 'boyfriend', whether my feelings or not, her eyes glanced sharply at me.

I'm a little stunned. "b-can it? It must be troublesome, yes. But why not just stop, wouldn't that be better?"

"Can't." The onee-san smiled weakly. "I think it's my job to organize the adventurers in this koto, and then make them strong enough to help this country fight the demon lord's army."

"Good dedication." I took a sip of that Neroid drink and swallowed it to the end. "I hope you're okay going forward, Onee-san."

Stripping the glasses to the table in satisfaction, I stood up, took Kazuma and the others, then put them on my shoulders, and then I waved my hand at that Onee-san before leaving, leaving him dumbfounded when he saw her.

Since my memory is so strong, I can remember the path to the Kazuma mansion even though the path is quite complex.

Since it's quite early in the morning, people aren't much on the streets. Passing through the fresh morning air, soon I arrived in front of the Kazuma mansion.

Come in, I put them on the floor. We were pretty dirty from not going home and taking a shower, so I thought putting them on the floor was a great option not to dirty the sofa.

After that, I looked for a bathroom to wash my body. Even though there was no sweat or dirt on my shirt, I still wanted to take a shower. Bathing is mandatory twice a day even if it is cold or hot! There's no obstacle!

After a few rooms, I finally found a bathroom. Going into the bathroom, I took off my clothes in the dressing room, then went in and turned on the hot water by channeling 'whichever'.

Next, I felt something pulling from the tip of my finger, it felt like something was missing before returning completely.

Although I'm not used to this energy called 'where', but if I just channel, I can do it easily.

The spark! The spark!

I took a deep breath then let it out casually, making my whole body not tense and relaxed.

"Very good."

Even though my body has no problem with not sleeping, I still need sleep and rest. With a sense of calm and quiet, it felt like my eyes were getting heavier, and gaining weight every second. Then without me noticing, I fell asleep in the bathtub.

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- Dappled

*Screaming!*

I don't know how long I slept, I heard the door open even though it sounded small. Due to my increased senses, I can expect the door to be pushed slowly followed by light footsteps.

*Tap tap tap*

Opening my eyes, I saw the blurry image of a girl standing in front of the door. Because of the effects of just waking up, I couldn't see it clearly, but even so I could figure out who entered it.

"Oh, Darkness..."

When I opened my eyes completely, I saw Darkness drop his towel, which made his whole body plastered without a single piece of cloth.

"Ap-"

"You better not yell, or you'll be called pervert Darkness or some such perverted call."

As I spoke, I did not turn my gaze to her body, instead I should have stared at her intensely.

Looking at my gaze, Darkness realized he did not have a bit of cloth covering his body, he immediately fell down with his butt while covering his sensitive area with his hands.

"A-arararagi-san, can you turn your face away?"

"No." Answer me firmly. "My neck is sore and can't move."

Darkness' shyness reached her crown, which made her entire face flushed with her hanging tears.

"You lied! Previously Kazuma, now you! Why should I? I can't get married anymore!"

"Hey Darkness, relax. What do you need to fuss about this little thing?"

"Seeing a virgin girl's body is no small thing! If you see him, you should apologize immediately!"

"You know, I hold gender equality. If I wanted to, I could scream right now, okay? But if you don't want that to happen, you have to..." I paused my words and smiled.

"I-I have to what?" I think I got him a little excited. What is this masochistic girl.

"... You must be my back."

"What kind of advice does that mean?" Darkness' breathing grew brighter and brighter. I was a little stunned when I saw him.

"Ugh, I can't believe you turned out like this... W-well, you can do anything to my body, but not to my heart!"

Winding the towel back, Darkness with a red face slowly descended and got into the bathtub, then sat down beside me which made her face even more red.

I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Take it off."

"What?"

"Take off your towel."

"Ugh, how can I be under his grip."

Although his mouth let out such a word, but his face looked like he was anticipating the next thing.

Darkness closed his eyes, he pulled his towel slowly, and allowed himself to be completely naked next to me.

I can see the fat on the water. Two beautiful hills. Shifting my body, I sat in front of Darkness, then leaned my head against his chest.

"Don't move and let me sleep."

"Eh, is that all?" His voice sounded disappointed but also at the same time relieved.

"Yes what do you expect." I closed my eyes with a soft feeling behind my head.

I was born just for this!!!