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Gathering

"Well... It's finally over."

I dropped myself onto the couch when my parents went outside to work. After an hour, I was finally able to escape my mother.

"Thank God they didn't ask too many questions."

Our conversation was just where I was for these six days. There was no word or message from me, and that worried them.

When my mother asked about it, I just answered with a random excuse. Stay at a friend's house. Though perfunctory, what I say is after true. I'm staying at Kazuma's house, but not in this world.

"Whatever it is, I made it through." I scratched my head. Then I got up and walked to the bathroom. I feel uncomfortable. My body feels bad because I haven't had a shower last night.

Go into the bathroom, I take all my clothes off into the washing machine. Then I stood in front of the mirror. I looked from the bottom up, and then nodded.

"Actually I don't want to say this, But," I pinched my chin and did various poses. "I'm really handsome, aren't I?"

Smooth skin without acne, black hair along the back, and a slim but muscular body, don't I look very different from Araragi Kiyomi? The water effect of immortality is too great!

"Onii-chan?"

Hearing that, my body froze. As I turned my head, I saw Karen and Tsukihi come in. Our gazes met, and they fell silent as they looked towards me.

Then,

"Yes!!!" Shouts echoed in the bathroom.

Who do you think screamed that?

"Onii-chan, stop yelling! And why did you yell, we should have done it!"

"Wait, before that, close your bottom, Nii-san."

Is correct. The one who let out that embarrassing voice was Boku (I).

"Oh, it turns out Karen-chan and Tsukihi-chan." I changed my expression quickly, then I folded my arms without wearing anything. "I'm the first one, you go and wait for me to finish."

After saying that, I turned around and walked into the bathtub. Soaking up, I looked over and saw them. They're silent. So, I thought they were leaving, but not as I thought, they took off all their clothes and went into the bathtub, and joined me.

I shrugged my shoulders. What am I worried about? They are my brothers and my family.

The bathtub became very narrow because of the two of them. I leaned my back and looked towards them. Their bodies are developing rather than two years ago, especially for Karen.

"Karen, let me touch your chest."

"Huh? What did Nii-san say?! Asking her sister for such a thing like nothing's wrong..." Karen ended up speechless with her face reddened.

"Well, I think I'm gonna feel something when I touch Karen, but I don't think so." I shook my head. "Worry in vain."

"Then what was standing vaguely under that water?!"

"none. Just a little magic trick."

"Onii-chan's stupid!" Tsukihi hugged Karen while looking at me furiously. "No big brother asked his sister that! I think Onii-chan needs to go to the hospital to check your head!"

"What's wrong with you, Tsukihi-chan? If you're jealous, just say so. This onii-chan of yours has been practicing using both hands simultaneously. So there's no problem doing it with the two of you."

"Stupid! You idiot! You idiot! Die there!"

"Oi, Oi, it's not good to curse your brother."

"Bodo very!" Karen opened her mouth at me. When I saw that, I raised my hand, and let it bite on my arm.

"There's no point in a little cat." I didn't even show any expression when Tsukihi bit my arm. "Even a knife won't scratch my skin."

"Is that so? What if I tried it? If it was Onii-chan, I thought it would be fine as Onii-chan said."

"No," I pushed Tsukihi very slowly to release me. "You don't have to do it."

"Hehehe, wait a minute, I'll take the knife in the kitchen."

"Tu-There's something wrong with Tsukihi-chan! You're not my sister! Tell me, where did you hide the real Tsukihi-chan?!"

"ahaha! thank goodness you haven't changed much Nii-san!" Karen laughed when she saw us fighting. Tsukihi and I stared at each other, and we laughed with him.

After a while, I asked one of the two of them to wash my hair.

"Oh yes, Nii-san. Don't you want to cut your hair?" Karen poured shampoo into my head. Then, she and Tsukihi rinsed my hair, as my head felt comfortable.

"It's been a long time. Maybe Onii-chan's homeroom teacher will scold you again." Tsukihi. "Then this is cheating! how can Onii-chan's hair be softer and nicer than ours!?"

"It's because of my genes."

"Our genes are from the same parents!"

I shut up for a while before smiling and saying, "I won't cut it."

"Why?"

"There's no excuse." Next Karen and Tsukihi started washing my hair, washing it with running water. "Why did you say it? Doesn't it suit me?"

"Well, instead of being unsuited, it's just that Onii-chan looks troubled while taking care of it. But if Onii-chan wants to stay like this, let it go."

"If I thought any hairstyle would look suitable for Nii-san, right, Tsukihi?" Ask Karen to Tsukihi.

"Hmm, Maybe." Tsukihi nodded. Then he walked in front of me, and stretched out his hand to rub my face. "And this, is Onii-chan doing some kind of skin care or something?! how can it be this smooth?!"

"Gen-"

"Well, I can't believe it!" Tsukihi went and sat down next to me, washing her own hair.

"Hey Nii-san. Doesn't anyone like you? I think Nii-san's face is pretty good than most other men." Tsukihi.

"Why would I want a girlfriend if I had you two-Oi, what would you do?" I felt Karen's hand touch my stomach.

"Hehehe" Karen laughed but she didn't stop touching my body. "How does Nii-san gain muscle like this? I never once saw Nii-san exercising or anything."

"It's natural." I let him wipe my body. I don't give a shit. Ever since I became Araragi Kiyomi, I've never been a sport. This muscle is only the effect of water immortality.

"I can't believe it. Nii-san must be training in the room right?"

"Whatever you think."

Then I suddenly remembered Karen a week before. Hmm, what is that about a girlfriend?

No. gabe. Nothing they say.

.....

Daytime.

In a house where no one is, I'm alone in the living room. Karen and Tsukihi left me alone as they did their duty as Fire sisters.

"Kiee!"

I mean, Me and Sky are in the living room.

I picked up my phone and opened a group chat. Some new messages rolling in.

[Tsunade Senju: It's time soon, I'll be waiting for you in Konoha.]

[Rias Gremory: Hm, I can't wait to see Konoha village like the one in the anime, right, Ruri?] As expected of the demon Otaku. Just like me, I am also very interested in Konoha village.

[Ruri Gokou: I agree with Rias. But, it seems like I will only be a burden while there.]

[Tsunade Senju: Don't worry about it. I'm called one of the three Sannins, I'll protect you.]

[Rias Gremory: Yes, take it easy. I will also protect you Ruri.] I laughed when I saw this message.

[Kiyomi Araragi: Haha. Before protecting someone, are you able to protect yourself, Rias?]

[Queen of Gremory: Huh?! Whatchu mean?! You want to say I, noble demon, high-level demon, weak?]

I put the chips in my mouth before replying. [No. I'm just asking if you're willing or not. But you seem to have misunderstood my words. Geek.jpg]

[Rias Gremory: Hmph, of course I can. I'm used to taking care of other people.]

[Ruri Gokou: Before taking care of others, how about you Araragi-san? Only you and I have no experience when it comes to fighting, right?]

Thas right. When viewed from the anime, I am currently just an ordinary High School student.

[Satou Kazuma: No. You wrong. He's nothing to worry about. And don't be surprised when you see it.]

Hm?

[Gintoki's Word: What to surprise?]

[Satou Kazuma: You will know when you see it.]

?

I shrugged my shoulders. Keeping my phone, I ate chips and other snacks while waiting for the time to come.

An hour later, all of a sudden the whole time stopped. The next second, I was no longer in the living room, but in the courtyard of a house I did not know.

I lifted my head and looked. Four people were standing in the courtyard like me. They looked at each other in confusion just like me.

"Ah."

I-i understand. I approached the short girl with a black goth. "Yo, Ruri."

"Eh, who?" Ruri looked at me in surprise.