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Become Chairman of Group Chat!

[Rias Gremory: Ohh, Araragi Kiyomi, I can predict your future.]

[Ruri Gokou: Yes, it's an easy thing to do. Just need a name, and then I can predict someone's future.]

Look how arrogant they are. I also know my own future. But I can't possibly tell them.

[Araragi Kiyomi: Wow, great. But, there's no need. Because my life won't be interesting after her.]

[Rias Gremory: Is that so? Too bad, but it was interesting. Although there is no problem, there will be danger in your future, Araragi Kiyomi.]

Although the other party was not interested, Rias still warned there was danger in her world.

[Araragi Kiyomi: There is nothing more dangerous than my sister being angry about eating the ice cream she saved for her to eat later.]

[Ruri Gokou: This guy.].

[Satou Kazuma: Shit, I really envy the blonde Vampire with ***** that big.]

....

The Konusuba world.

"The blonde vampire with ***** great is amazing."

"A-a-what are you saying, Kazuma?!"

"Why are you blushing Darkness? Isn't that guy every day like that? No need to exaggerate."

"Well, Kazuma, are your wild thoughts out of control? Let me help you, Purification!"

"Why with all of you?! Get away from me, hus hus!"

....

[Kiyomi Archives: Hmm. I guess you guys aren't just a bunch of ordinary Chuuni. Rias Gremory, can you send a picture of you? I need to make sure.]

[Rias Gremory: No problem.]

[Rias Gremory sent a photo, click to see.]

Real ones? I'm speechless.

Then, I picked up a spoon and ate a rocking bun, before I saw my phone back.

What is more shocking than being reincarnated?

Clicking on the photo, I saw a girl with long red hair sitting on the sofa. He stared at the camera expressionlessly, with a luxurious looking back frame.

Not 2d photos, but real ones. The cosplayer? I don't think. Because, the one thing that proved him was Rias Gremory.

That's Oppai.

Oppai with a size that is beyond the common sense of High School children, and with its centered gravity, it attracts the entire male race.

[Araragi Kiyomi: Amazing.]

[Satou Kazuma: +1]

[Gentoki Sakata: +1]

[Ruri Gokou: You guys are the same.]

[Araragi Kiyomi: I mean, that Rias Gremory is not a Chuuni, and is completely real. Seeing a fictional character come true is amazing, right?]

[Gokou Castle: B-is that right? Well, but I'm how to understand how you feel.]

"Onii-chan is? It really is Onii-chan!"

"Yo, Tsukihi-chan."

Even without looking, I already knew who he was from his voice.

I looked towards him.

Not only Tsukihi, but there was also Karen with him.

"What are you guys doing here? What about patrols like Fire Siscon or whatever?"

"Not Siscon, but Sister! Fire Sister's! What's wrong with your brain, Onii-chan? You back stupid? Thank goodness."

"Don't be grateful about that!"

After saying that, I quit the group chat, and then turned off my phone.

"We are human too, we can get tired." Tsukihi.

Then, he sat across from me, leaned his back, and sighed.

"It turns out doing that kind of thing makes you tired, yeah. But why don't you just stop?"

"can't. A defender of justice won't complain just for being a little tired, Nii-san." Said Karen.

"Where is my food?!"

When I looked at his direction, my brown lava was up.

Hearing that, Karen rubbed her head. "Hehehe, in my stomach."

"How can you?!"

"My hand moves by itself."

"Where is possible!"

I flatly looked towards him.

Then, I continued to eat my soft cake before saying, "I mean, you guys didn't get any benefit from doing that, did you? But why do you still want to do it? To respect others?"

"Your words are wrong Onii-chan. Indeed we get nothing, but helping people is like a staple food for us. Defenders of justice don't need respect, we'll help people who get into trouble, that's all, that's all."

"Is that so? But I still don't understand your thoughts. If I accidentally drop the ice cream that the new kid in SD buys, I'll leave without looking back without thinking twice. That's what I'm gonna do."

"Very cruel! Since when did I raise Onii-chan to be like this!"

"But if that SD kid falls, I'll help him."

I rubbed my nose.

"Hm. I'll consider it."

If his mother is beside him.

As I spoke, I saw a spoon in Tsukihi's mouth. Then I realized my food had disappeared and was in his hands.

"What are you doing with my food?! Order it yourself!"

"Just a little, why are you so angry, Onii-chan."

Tsukihi pointed at me with a spoon in her hand.

I let out a breath.

"Forget over. I'll order it back."

Calling the waiter, I ordered some more food, then looked towards them. "You want to order something? I'll pay for it."

"Ya~ I love Onii-chan!"

"Oh! Nii-san, may I order anything?"

"Yes. Whatever it is, order it." I lift my chin proudly. "Thank God, not everyone has a sister like me."

I don't have to worry about money, maybe too much to spend.

"Yes, Onii-chan is the best." Tsukihi.

Karen beside him smiled broadly. She said, "Nii-san, if you don't have any friends or girlfriends, I can spend my time with you if you want."

"You just want me to treat you, don't you?"

"It's just a small fee to date your cute little sister."

At least hide your intentions!

"No need." I crossed my fingers. "It's more convenient for me."

Because it makes me freer wherever I go.

At this time, the waiter came carrying the order. She smiled as she looked towards Karen and Tsukihi, but when she saw me, she gave me a strange look.

After staring at me for a few seconds, the waiter left. Karen and Tsukihi simply enjoyed the food in front of them without caring about it.

"Es cream here is very good. Sweet and soft in the mouth." Tsukihi.

"This pancake is also very tasty." Said Karen. He took a big bribe for her. "We can come back here for the next week's day."

"Stop talking. I was stared strangely by the waiter before."

I propped my chin with my left hand and sighed.

"Onii-chan's chat... You'll never get a girlfriend if it keeps going like that. If Onii-chan doesn't change, you'll be a virgin forever."

Tsukihi looked at me with pity.

"No way! Are you Doraemon from the future?!"

"I am Tsukihimon desu."

"Oh, Nii-san. Do you want me to introduce my Junior High friend? I have many beautiful and cute friends." Said Karen.

"Include."

I answered him briefly.

Perhaps among Karen's friends, there was a girl who was gentle and easily suppressed. Just thinking about it makes me excited.

"Oh yeah, Karen, Tsukihi, what about your final exam preparation?"

Although I asked, the two of them are not bad in terms of academics.

"There's no problem. I've prepared it."

Tsukihi patted his chest proudly.

"What about you, Karen?"

I turned to look at Karen who looked tense.

"Well... Pretty good.."

"Pretty good?" I raised my eyebrows. "Are there any subjects you're not good at? Want me to teach you?"

"No, there's no need." Answer Tsukihi. "What about you, Nii-san? Aren't you also taking the final exam next week?"

"I remember everything here." I pointed at my head. "There are no subjects of any kind that I don't remember after getting into High School."

"I'm very envious. Will getting hit in the head make people suddenly smart? Should I hit my head too to be smart?"

"Could it be that Nii-san's head was like a remote, after being hit just lit up."

"Omong empty what are you guys saying, I'm just late developing!"

...

Tomorrow.

After school.

I am currently sitting on a park bench. In the afternoon, face forward and look at the twilight from a distance peacefully.

"This is life..."

Suddenly there was a sound of 'Ding!' from cellphone.

I took my phone and looked.

[Dig! Congratulations, you become the leader of group chat!]

Really?

I blinked my eyes twice.

"[Araragi Kiyomi: Oi, What does this mean!]