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Explosion Magic (1)

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Dark - Flashing.

Waking up, I opened my eyes. The comfortable backrest in the back of my head was gone, and I realized I was alone in the tub.

It seems that while I was sleeping, Darkness quietly left.

I'm not gonna dispute that. I got up, stretched my body, then went out of the bathroom.

The day before, I had chosen my room upstairs before the mission.

Walking upstairs, I put on a singlet shirt which was the only shirt I had with shorts.

Then I picked up and looked at my adventurer card while descending down.

"My skill points doubled? Didn't it add up to just one point when leveling up?"

I looked back at that, and that number was not at all wrong. Just tell, I can clearly understand the letters and language here or in another world because one of the functions of Group Chat.

Downstairs, I only saw Kazuma alone on the sofa staring into the fireplace in front of him. I can smell Neet's scent from him.

Is it because he's a real Neet?

I went up to him and sat down on the sofa, and after I looked again, there was a potato in the fireplace.

"You want to, Araragi?" Ask Kazuma.

"certain." My answer.

Then Kazuma threw another potato into the fireplace. Kazuma and I stared at the fireplace while waiting for the potatoes to cook.

The fire slowly erodes the skin of the potato, which makes it charred and look black. If only roasting it using aluminum foil, it would look good.

"Hey, isn't there aluminum foil here?"

"Nothing."

"Bother."

"I know."

After that Kazuma and I were silent. There was nothing we did, just staring into the burning fireplace.

Now I look like Neet like her.

Bored, I pulled out my phone.

[Tsunade Senju: I can't tell my grandmother. Shit, what should I do. I can't just sit still.]

[Ruri Gokou: Calm down Tsunade. Everything will be fine in my opinion. It is impossible if the Uzumaki Clan is attacked just like that when we are given a mission to prevent the destruction of the Uzumaki Clan.]

[Tsunade Senju: I know that. But still I can't help but think about it. The Uzumaki Clan is my relative. How can I not worry.]

[Rias Gremory: I also want to help, but there is nothing I can do. So I just waited while I was training to increase my strength.]

[Gintoki's words: Hey, Tsunade. Has my Ichiraku shop opened its business? I'd like to taste that popular ramen if it opens.]

[Ruri Gokou: Can't you read the atmosphere, Sakata-san? Why are you even asking about that?]

[Tsunade Senju: It's okay, it seems like I thought too much about it. It will also make my body condition decrease. Then, for my ichir stall, I have never heard of it.]

[Araragi Kiyomi: Fried frogs are very tasty.]

[Successfully send a photo, open it and see.]

I sent the photo I took when I was farming a giant frog.

[Gokou Castle: Disgusting. Why send this kind of photo? Where is it, and why are the frogs so big?]

[Tsunade Senju: When seen, my friend's frog is bigger than the photo. There are even those that are as big as mountains. You know who I mean, right?]

[Kazuma Satou: Ero Sannin. The author of the famous icha-icha. No one does not know about him.]

[Gintoki said: I was very curious about what the book was about. Kakashi can even live without a partner with just that book.] I was also curious about the book.

[Satou Kazuma: That's a good book for single om-om like you guys who spend their lives alone.]

[Said Gintoki: Who lives alone, I have a coworker! Mah, boy Neet definitely doesn't understand what I'm saying when it comes to work.]

[Satou Kazuma: Of course I don't understand what om-om gray hair is saying!]

I closed my phone and looked at the fireplace. The potatoes that had been ripe before, so I put out the fire by blowing it.

Then, as I peeled off the potato skin, I heard Aqua's voice.

"Kazuma's. How's my potato, did you take care of it properly? But let me tell you first, the potato on the biggest end is got, okay? Um.. Kazuma's?"

Aqua walked up to my side, and when she saw Kazuma staring blankly into the air, she bowed parallel to me. His hand was beside his mouth, he whispered.

"Hey, Araragi-san. Are the Japanese like that now? Sometimes he looks like he saw something, but in front of him there is nothing. Oh, I know. Could this be what Chuuni calls it?"

While listening to Aqua, I finished peeling mine flawlessly. I nodded, then turned to him and answered him.

"Take him like that. Sometimes if a person eventually becomes a Neet, his brain and mind will experience disorder."

I seriously. Neet or Hikikomori, nothing good.

"Oi, I can hear you two. What's wrong with being a Neet!?" Kazuma.

"You're cursing the whole Neet that's there, aren't you?!"

"Shut up, Kazuma! You're very noisy. I can't eat these potatoes quietly." Shouted Aqua. After saying that, he went to the kitchen to get some salt.

"It's too early for you guys to fuss, Kazuma. Ah, I'm asking for one." Megumin.

He came in ordinary clothes. Judging from her wet hair, she might have just taken a shower. With the black negligee, she was really cute.

Damnit. What's wrong with me?

Like little girls? Did Araragi Kiyomi's fetish start to rise?! The worst!

Put that aside.

Flashing - I glanced to the side of Megumin.

Darkness was calm. As if nothing had happened to her straight face. I must say, he became quiet.

Not as usual.

That makes it weird.

He wanted to look relaxed to cover up his embarrassment. But it was too laid back for his character, which made him look strange.

The darkness.

The daughter of a great noble.

As we know, his real name is Dustiness For Flies. Like a princess in general, a princess is locked away from the outside world. Before leaving his house, and become an adventure.

"Megumin, don't take my part."

He spoke to Megumin, but his eyes glanced at me. And at that moment, I looked into his eyes.

Our eyes looked at each other.

Darkness blushed. Pulling back his eyes quickly, he stood up, and tried to hide his reddened face.

What a strange girl. It has a masochistic character and is shy, half-and-half, which makes it a unique character.

"Suddenly stand. What's up, Darkness?" Ask Megumin.

"Kitchen." Darkness replied, his voice a little stiff. "I want to take salt."

"No need." Kazuma said, pointing at Aqua who came. "Aqua took it."

"What's up, Darkness? You look weird this morning." Megumin raised her head to look at Darkness, "Are you doing weird things again?"

"Who does strange things!" He denies.

"What do you mean, "Other weird things" Darkness did?" I asked, as if I knew nothing.

And of course I know.

"No," Darkness bit his lip, "I didn't do anything!"

She's upset. Very angry this time.

I seem to have overdone it with him. Making him hate me is really bad.

Even though she was like that, she was still a noble princess. I don't want anything to happen when I'm here.

"Oh yes Megumin. I have a lot of points now." I changed the topic we were talking about. "Do you have time to teach me blast magic?"

"Of course, Araragi." Megumin's eyes lit up, he looked at me. "Of course I have some free time to teach the beauty of the explosion magic!"

"Oh, great. When?" I closed one of my eyes.

I put my head back when he got too close because he was excited.

"Now!" The answer enthusiastically.

After that, without waiting, she went to her room, and changed her clothes to her witch robes.

What was that red witch loli actually thinking in her brain? Nothing but an explosion?

Unique loli characters.

As I looked at Darkness, the characters of the two of them were truly unique. No exception with Aqua, the Goddess who was dragged down to the mortal world by the hero.

A Goddess but a fool. An unreliable character, but at one time, he was very reliable.

Then, the leader of this party, Satou Kazuma. Even though he looked unreliable even though he was indeed unreliable, he would definitely help his friend who needed his help.

Really weird. Strange group, but not bad.

"Why look at me, Araragi-san? I-i know. You'd want me to talk to Megumin not to learn the magic of explosions, wouldn't you?"

"No. I think you should take a shower."

"Araragi-san's right. You smell Kazuma, go and take a shower" Aqua said, as she closed her life, mocking him.

"Who smells?! You're the stinking one!"

The story of the bastard with his cunning who will defeat the demon king in the future.

But it won't be told.

Because this is not her story, but mine, the reincarnation of Araragi Kiyomi.