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Weird app

It's a warm weekend, with lots of people on the street.

In the mobile phone store.

"This phone doesn't have any weird apps, does it?"

I stood at the counter and narrowed my eyes.

"Any? No. gabe. The phone hasn't been activated yet, everything's empty except for an app that's essential for the phone's work."

"Is that?"

I looked at him doubtfully.

Because every time I buy a phone, a weird app must be in it. At any counter everything is the same, even any type of phone will definitely be installed strange applications.

"of course. You can check it out if you need to."

"Then check." I nodded and told.

Then, the counter woman turned on the phone, and gave it up to me.

I picked up the phone and looked, then swiped the phone's screen to check.

There are no suspicious applications. Just features in general such as, camera, flashlight, and some other things.

"Okay, I want this."

"Thank you. Everything is 366,000 Yen with 10 percent discount. You want a transfer or cash?"

"Transfer."

I took out my ATM card and swiped it into the COS machine without a second thought.

The machine lit up and took out the dispensing paper. At the sight of that, the counter woman widened her eyes, but it was only a moment before she returned smiling.

"Thank you for the buyer!"

The counter woman bowed, then handed over the phone that had been wrapped in a bag.

I nodded and picked it up, then immediately opened the phone and placed it in my pocket, before I exited the store.

On weekends, I choose a lot of free time.

Not that I don't have any friends, I only have free time this week. Don't make me say anything vague!

'Show panel interface.'

After I said that, a floating panel appeared out of thin air.

[Name : Araragi Kiyomi.

Age : 17

Abilities: Karate (Grandmaster), Kendo (Grandmaster), Jujitsu (Grandmaster), Aikido (Grandmaster), Long-range Weapons (Grandmaster), Piano (Grandmaster), High School Lesson Knowledge.

Asset: 998,675,000 Yen

Red package: 2× ]

'Oh, last night I forgot to open it, huh?'

Knowing that, I clicked on that panel in the bottom corner.

[Dig! Congratulations, you received 500,000 Yen.]

[Dig! Congratulations, you received 1,000,000 Yen.]

I'm sure this system is some kind of money system.

It's been a year since I got the system, I've only gotten one thing about the Supernatural, it's the Water of Immortality I got at the beginning.

The system is quite simple. I just need to open the red packet that will be delivered once a day. But, out of 360 red packets over, I only gained 7 abilities and one item.

I don't know if I'm the unlucky one or the system is like that. But I'm still lucky because I don't have to work hard in the future.

At this moment, my old phone shook, and a notification from the bank appeared.

[Notice from Merchant Bank: 500,000 Yen deposited into your account at 11:23]

I frowned at me.

500,000? Where's the rest of the million? Ah...

I put my hand in my pants pocket, and a lump of paper felt at the end of my finger.

Why isn't it all transferred to my account?

One of the shortcomings of this system is that not all the money I get is immediately sent to my bank account, but some are sent directly.

Sighing, I pulled my hand, and took out my new phone.

"Hopefully there's no such weird app."

But, when I activated the phone screen, the notification of the installation of the strange app appeared on my new phone.

[Installing Chat Group is complete.

Close or Look.]

"Ah, motherfucker!"

"Eh?!"

I suddenly heard a sweet voice.

Disappearing the panel, I lifted my eyes, and saw a braided hair girl stunned in front of me.

Since I was angry earlier, I have not fixed my facial expression. Maybe because of that, the woman looked frightened.

Wait, braids and glasses.

"You... Hanekawa, Tsubasa...?"

"Eh, you know me?" He seemed alert to me.

I kept my phone and nodded.

"We're one school. Hanekawa Tsubasa, a student with the highest rank in the school. Good at learning and sports. Everyone at school knows it."

"Well, I didn't expect that. You, Araragi Kiyomi, right? I know you too. You ranked tenth in the daily exam last month, right?"

I rubbed my nose.

"That's right."

"Hmmm..." Hanekawa. He looked at me from side to side. "I don't think the rumors are true."

A rumor? It caught my attention.

"What do you mean by that rumor?"

"No, it's nothing. Just a rumor of the wind."

"Is that a bad rumor about me?"

Hanekawa had doubts on her face and did not reply. Seeing that, I understand.

I'm thinking back. Back then, one year ago, when I had just obtained the system and the eternal water, all the classmates were suspicious when I got a high score.

Even the teachers did not escape suspicion. Then, the next retort, my rank increased, and it made some of my classmates gossip about me that was a no-no.

I just heard it nonchalantly.

Even so, the rumors did not just disappear, and there were still some though not heard of so before.

I put my hand in my pants pocket and walked away to find the family restaurant.

While walking, I shrugged my shoulders indifferently, and said, "Only a group of envious humans. No need to watch."

"Waw, Araragi-kun, you're so grown up." Hanekawa followed me and walked beside me. "Araragi-kun, where are you going?"

"Finding lunch. Wanna come?"

"Hmmm..." Hanekawa placed her index finger on her chin. "It seems that it can't. I have to go, Araragi-kun, bye-bye!"

"Oh."

I looked at him and nodded.

He waved his hand and went across the street, then he stared at me and waved his hand once more.

Suddenly his hand stopped in the air. His eyes flickered behind his glasses, then he crossed back and walked towards me.

I looked at him carefully.

This girl was too excited for the situation she had.

"Araragi-kun, give me your phone."

I gave it to her, and she was surprised when she received it.

"Oh, isn't this the latest phone? Araragi-kun, are you actually the son of a rich man? That was unexpected."

Although he said that, his hand did not stop wiping the phone screen. A few seconds later, he returned it.

I looked at my phone.

That's Hanekawa Tsubasa's email address and number.

"That's my number and email address. Now we're friends, Araragi-kun."

After that he left. I shook my head, then proceeded to look for the family restaurant for lunch.

It didn't take me long to find a family restaurant.

I walked in and sat at an empty table, a while later, the service came with a menu list.

"What do you want to order?"

The service handed me the menu list, and I saw the list.

Hm... What I want to eat, the choices are many. I don't know what it's like either...

Not knowing what I wanted to choose, I chose 3 sequences from the top.

"Swagging chocolate bread, Honey Pancake, and Lava Chocolate."

"... Yep. Ready soon."

After a short pause, the maid left, as I looked at her flatly.

What's wrong if a man likes sweets? Should a woman like sweet things?

Nah! We also like the sweet, soft, and chewy didad-Uhuk! Forgetit.

While waiting, I pulled out my new phone to see an obscure app before.

Group Chat Dimensions? The name sounds chuuni.

Though a little hesitant, I opened it.

[Dignified Siscon Entering chat rooms.]

[Siscons of Dignity: ?]

What the fuck with his name!

[Satou Kazuma: Look at this. For almost a year, Siscon Dignity has just revealed his nose.]

[Tsunade Senju: I thought he was dead or something, apparently not. But, just now? Hey Dignified Siscon, are you okay?]

[Rias Gremory: The problem? Siscon Dignity, does your world have anything supernatural? If there is, tell me. Maybe I can predict your future.]

[Ruri Gokou: Why should a Siscon? Isn't that enough with the brothers?! How could such people look to me!]

[Gintoki Sakata: Huh, what's going on? uh, goddamn. My blood sugar is up again.]

I raised my eyebrows, then typed my phone quickly.

[Siscons of Dignity: The Chuuni Group turned out. Hey, one of you, who hacked my phone? End it now, or I'll call the police!]

[Satou Kazuma: Police? Heh. I, Satou Kazuma, have never been afraid of the police.]

[Siscons of Dignity: Shut up. I can see your life widening when I see it.]

[Satou Kazuma: Wh-whose nose is widened?! I'm not like you, being aroused by your own younger sibling!]

....

The Konusuba world.

"What's wrong with you, Kazuma? Staring at the thin air as your nose widens, you must be thinking strange things about me right?"

"No way."

"Why?!"

Kazuma turned his back as Aqua who was about to cry shook his shoulders.

....

[Siscons of Dignity: Hmm... Looking at your chat, the more you look like Kazuma, who calls Lolineet or something.]

[Satou Kazuma: You're the Lolicon! Don't let me see you. Otherwise, I, the veteran adventurer from Axel, will defeat you!]

Seeing the other party just from the modern era, Kazuma bragged bravely.

[Gokou Castle: Mobile, yes. Well, it's nice how the background is from medieval or fantasy.]

[Tsunade Senju: To be honest I envy the modern era. Such a world looks peaceful and calm, there is no fear or worry. In my world there are only wars and wars]

[Rias Gremory: Tsunade Senju, you may be right. But there are some exceptions, like my world, there are hidden threats. Btw, how about you, Dignified Lolicon?]

Doesn't this look interesting? Why haven't I seen it before?

As I was playing my phone, the waiter came with food.

I turned my head as the waiter left, then looked back at my phone.

[Siscons of Dignity: Stop calling me Lolicon of Dignity.]

['Siscons Dignified' changed its name to 'Araragi Kiyomi'.]

[Ruri Gokou: Ah, now I understand why his nickname is like that.]

[Satou Kazuma: Truly a Siscon.]

[Diamond Gremory: +1]

[Gintoki Sakata: 2+]

[Tsunade Senju: 3+]

[Kiyomi Archipelago: ..].