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The Giant Frog Hunter Quest

After preventing Megumin from taking the impossible quest, Kazuma took the easy quest for beginners, which was to kill ten giant frogs.

We didn't leave right away, but sat down at the table to wait for Aqua, who bought me sake before.

Did he do it right? I was wrong to ask him for help.

Not waiting for long, Aqua came hugging sake in both hands. He monitored from the entrance, and after seeing us, he waved his hand and walked towards me.

"Araragi-san, here you go, your sake. I picked a delicious and expensive sake, you should try it immediately, I'm sure you'll definitely like it."

Actually I never drank sake or alcoholic beverages, but since I was wondering if I could get drunk, I would taste it.

"Then I'll try."

"Ah, wait, don't drink it! If you're drunk, how can we complete the quest..."

Kazuma wanted to stop me, but I already unscrewed the bottle and drank it.

After a few gulps and no reaction to me, I sighed.

As I thought, my body quickly eliminated the amount of alcohol that entered my body.

Drooping, I walked outside the guild while carrying sake in my hands.

"Let's go."

"Hey, you're not drunk, are you?" Ask Kazuma. I still doubt if I was drunk or not. Being drunk on a mission is really dangerous.

"No." I waved my hand weakly.

"O-oh, fine."

"Ac, Aqua! You too, don't drink that sake, we'll do a quest!"

It seemed like Aqua also wanted to drink her sake, but Darkness took Aqua's sake drink.

"Hey, what are you doing, Darkness?! Give me back my sake! You can go, I'm not coming. I want to enjoy my sake alone!"

"What Darkness said was true, Aqua. We have to show Araragi what senior adventure is."

"Ara, is that it?" Aqua hugged her sake tightly which she had managed to recapture. "If so, this is the time I will show what the greatness of the great Goddess Aqua is. Araragi-san, join the Axis cult and give me an expensive offering of sake every Sunday, you will definitely get a blessing from this Water Goddess."

"No." I answered him quickly.

"Why?!"

Ignoring Aqua who kept persuading me to join the Axis cult, we went outside the city of Axel.

I should not be much involved with the Goddess and her little cult...

...

"Ne, ne, are we really going to fight a giant frog? Can we find another one? I don't want my holy body to be soiled by frog slime!"

When Aqua found out what quest to take, her previous trust just disappeared, and even she continued to persuade to look for another quest.

"Silent you useless Goddess or do you want me to make bait?!"

"Let me do it!"

Ignoring those who were fighting, I looked around curiously. The city looks like medieval Europe. Roads full of bricks and a full field effort on the side of the road.

We are currently walking towards the outer city of Axel. After a while, we reached the entrance.

Here, in the city of Axel, it was really very peaceful until there was not a single guard at the entrance gate. This city is like its name, a beginner city.

Even when we came out, no checks or anything, it was completely free.

Curious, I walked ahead of them, and when in front of the entrance gate, I saw a green plain as far as the eye could see.

Hm? I saw something. Like something big is jumping.

I narrowed my eyes, and then I saw a big frog, about the size of a car that could swallow a whole human.

Anjirs. I have to show this to Karen and Tsukihi, they will definitely be surprised.

But when I wanted to take my phone, Kazuma and his party came.

"I'm not what I used to be, now I've become a veteran adventure. Just frogs are no longer a problem for me." Kazuma said, as he raised his sword and posed.

"Although I don't want to admit it, but it's true." Said Aqua. "we are not a beginner's adventure. I, Aqua, an Arc Priest and also a Goddess, will exterminate those evil beings!"

"Mhhpp, filthy frog!" Darkness ran towards the giant toad I saw. "You've committed a lot of crimes! If you like your reputation, swallow me whole!"

"D-darkness, stop! Megumin please stop the wild Darkness! Ah, you too, stop chanting, strange rebellious girl! Aqua, please help me stop Megumin!"

"Heavenly Fist!"

"Why don't you guys ever not make trouble for me?!"

Seeing them busy, I went to the other side. Not far away, I found two giant toads on the right left side at 10 meters forward.

I kept walking quietly. The distance was getting closer, and the two toads turned their heads towards me as I was within their distance of sight.

Giant Frogs, who will attack adventures that do not have complete equipment. A good example like me is the target of a giant frog.

I picked up my phone and took a picture of the two frogs jumping and being on top of me, the perfect moments to photograph.

Click!

Without looking at the photos, I bent my legs with a slight force, retreating back a few meters from the range of his tongue attack.

"Hmmm..."

I opened my phone to look at the photos while tilting my head, as the tongue of the giant frog was stretched out beside my face.

Without giving me a chance to breathe, the other giant frog opened its mouth and shot its tongue towards my feet.

I narrowed my eyes, then a few millimeters stepped back. The frog's tongue doesn't recognize me, it's about the ground.

The next second, I caught the tongue beside my face, then raised my leg and stomped it on the tongue of the giant frog that hit the ground earlier at the same time.

"Betc!! Weak!!"

"They piss me off."

In pain, the two giant frogs tried to pull back their tongues, but that did not make me move at all.

I stood straight without a single shove while holding the two giant frog tongues together despite being slippery.

Then, in such a state of carelessness, I raised my empty arms and pointed them at the two frogs in turn.

Bang out! Bang out!

In the next instant, a black gun emerged from the thin air in my hand, and the two frogs fell down with blood flowing from his head.

"Very useful for hidden weapons."

I removed the gun and removed the tongues of the two drooping giant frogs. Then, I walked over to the corpse of the giant frog, jumped onto its back, and pulled out my phone, before lifting up my phone to photograph myself and the corpse of the giant frog.

"Karen and Tsukihi will definitely believe the results of this photo."

Previous photos can be said to be fake by bringing the camera angle and view closer which can make the photo look great. But this time, they definitely won't be able to say filters or anything like that with me in it.

Then I went down and looked for another giant frog. Time is gold, no, time is XP!

"Time to level up."

I took out a black gun out of thin air, then walked to the other side to hunt down the other giant frog with a wide smile.

At that time, the special giant frog knew what the word extinct meant.

The next two hours.

In one place, there were corpses of giant frogs piled up together to form like a wall. Not far from there, I herded two giant frog corpses to the place and piled them up again.

"One, two, three, four, five,... Two one, two two, two,... Three four, three five, three,... Forty, Yes. It seems like enough for today."

After I finished disappearing, I suddenly heard the sound of crying.

"Yeah!.... Whoa....! I told you before, I don't want to take the giant frog quest anymore!"

Looking towards that voice, I saw Aqua who was crying with the mucus of frogs all over her body. Beside him, there was Darkness and Kazuma, who were holding Megumin. They are also full of mucus in their bodies.

"Useful goddess, stop crying! It's also your fault for jumping straight into the face of a giant frog!"

"Y-kazuma, Kazuma. Look that!"

Megumin, who was pat on Kazuma's back, suddenly shook his shoulder as he looked towards me.

"Let's relax, what's up Buset! It's all the bodies of giant frogs, right?! Araragi, did you do all this?!"

"Yes. What's up?"

What to surprise? Don't they see giant frogs every day?

"Your face says as if this is natural... Forgetit. Rather than that, how did you do it? Don't tell me you got a cheat or something?"

"No."

How could it be, the person in charge of giving the cheat was no longer there in that place, but was here crying over him.

"Could it be due to the result of my blast spell wave?! I think it's possible. My explosive spell has been increasing lately, and that's causing the frogs around to faint?"

Megumin looked at me enthusiastically, waiting for me to answer her question.

But before I opened my mouth, Darkness, who had been examining the corpse of the giant frog, gave his answer.

"All the frogs' bodies had no wounds, except those on his head." Darkness. "It was also a small wound. So it couldn't have been the result of the Megumin explosion."

"Darkness, Oi. What are you trying to say! That's obvious-"

Bang out!

The sound of gunfire rang out as I pulled the trigger of the gun that was pointing towards the sky. Then I turned the gun on the tip of my finger and pointed it at Kazuma.

"Darkness's right. It's because of this."

"Wait on! Don't point it at me!"