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Natural Enemy of Men!

"NO!!!!!"

A shout.

"Stop closing in or I'll destroy you!"

I screamed with all my might. In front, no, around me, I was surrounded by a swarm of Orcs. Pig-faced and fat-bodied, who as a whole is a male with a very high libido.

That's what I know from novels or manga. But it seems like all of that is wrong.

"Handsome guy, stop fighting. Come stay here, you can make a harem like your dream."

The one speaking was a female Orc. He spread out his hands and was like preparing to pounce on me at any moment. I gulped my saliva.

"Harem your eyes!" My scream. "I would rather die than be with you, and all of you!"

"Hahaha, he doesn't want to be with you. Let me just." Another female Orc looked at me hungry. "Hey sweet man, I want to meet your little friend."

"No! My friend is huge!"

"I like the big one!"

"Who cares what you think!"

I looked at him vigilantly. The female Orc had cat ears. Not pig-pointed, but hairy ears like a cat. Unlike Orcs in general, all the Orcs I saw were women. Not only that, some parts of their bodies are also strange, such as a mixture of various other species.

They slowly approached, surrounding me. Ringing!- My man's premonition tells me that. If I don't do anything, I'm in a very dangerous situation.

I move my teeth and activate my Mana. A huge mana energy overflowed from my body, and like being a super Saiyan, my hair was lifted up against gravity.

Then I cast an Explosion spell by muttering.

Perhaps due to sensing danger from me, one of the female Orcs shouted, "Stop that man, he is dangerous! Quickly catch it before he finishes chanting!"

"Dangerous means he's strong! I like strong men!"

"Let me be first!"

"Handsome guy! let's be happy husband and wife! Then have thirty sons and thirty daughters! After that we can relax by the river while ***-***!"

What a terrible nightmare!

One by one they ran towards me. Then one by one it became a horde of female Orcs, which turned it into a terrifying sight.

Click-! I flicked my finger.

Then I said the last spell out loud. "Explosions!"

After my pronunciation, I heard the voice of "Bang Bang Bang!" squealing over my head.

Then the pressure increases with the feeling of heat from top to bottom. At that moment, I slowly felt my entire skin peel like a snake.

Like-I'm burning in the fire, can't scream.

I looked straight up. The whole sky is red. Maybe it was just my perspective, but I'm sure, the sky I saw was so beautiful.

Very pretty

"Ohhhh!!"

Red — My whole body is on fire.

"Whoa! Ahhhh..!!!"

Pain I never imagined. I rolled on the ground shouting. No, even yelling I can't. My lungs and internal organs are burning from the inside. But thanks to the water of immortality, all the wounds I received were immediately healed.

And that is the worst part – Me, not dead.

My body was broken, then healed. Then it breaks, and heals again. Repeatedly, until the Explosion magic was finished.

The moment it was done, the burning pain disappeared just like that, and I felt an overwhelming force from my body. Standing up, I breathe with tightness. Then I looked around. The female Orc closest to me became a roasted pig, and the distant one was swept away by the Explosion magic wave. But they're still alive.

"What's with that guy, he's really blowing himself up."

"Dearly enough. Now I cannot***-**** any time soon."

The horde of female Orcs slowly rose. The sad expressions on their faces were like they had lost the quarry they had captured. Then one by one they disbanded. But, when one of the female Orcs looked into the middle of the explosion marks, she saw me. He was scared, scared, but also happy.

"Hey, he's alive!" Shouted one of the female Orcs. The horror he saw that I was fine from the explosion magic, frightened him. He didn't want to take any chances, so he called his friends.

"No way! How can?!"

"Look at her body, it's so amazing!"

"This is our chance! He could no longer possibly have much power!

The female Orcs turned back. And become the Orc horde like before. Shit! — I cursed in my mind.

Spreading my Mana all over my body, I bent my knees, and jumped. Then in the air, I pushed my left leg, which at the same time I filled my leg with Mana.

With the Mana I used, I was pushed into the sky even further. I can mourn everything from below. The horde of female Orcs was now like ants in my eyes.

Then, without wasting any more time I took my adventurer card, sorted it out for a while, and then kept it. At this moment, I was at the peak of my jump.

It feels like hovering — None

gravity is pressing on my body. Like a bird, I twisted my body downwards as I slowly began to descend.

"HAHAHA!" I laughed with all the air in my lungs. "Thank you for the points!"

I spread my hand. Release the Mana into both my hands, and the Mana turns into a lightning sword. The female Orcs were moving away from the point I was about to fall.

Crack down! When my feet hit the ground, all the dust was kicked, and the ground beneath me cracked like a spider web. And without wasting any time, I ran into that dusty mist.

Be cut! Be cut! Be cut!

I cut what I saw in front of my eyes. Even with a shout of horror, I still split it in two. My face was reddened by blood, and the smell of burnt flesh wafted from both my hands.

Slash. I switched to the other side. Then slashing — I can feel the burning skin from the tips of my fingers.

After a while, this place turned into a sea of blood.

Red — I'm standing around a pile of bodies. What is this empty equation? Even after doing all this, I felt no guilt or sympathy.

I stared at the sky blankly. They are just monsters, Orcs with high libidos that harm any species.

Is correct. I had to kill them for my Exp-Uhuk, I mean for world peace!

With no sound heard, all the female Orc heads from my side fell down simultaneously. Then their bodies fell down, and pools of blood flowed from their necks.

As the dust disappeared, horror was seen all over the eyes. At that moment, the entire time seemed to stop for a moment.

And the rolling pieces of the head, making them run, crammed.

"Run! The human male is not normal!"

"Gee! Step aside, I don't want to die!"

Wanna run? Ha, what a funny joke.

I raised my hand. Spell the spell quickly, and,

"Explosions!"

They were wiped out without a corpse.

Not everything is destroyed, they spread randomly. So I once again cast Explosion magic.

Boooommmm!

And once again, I directed this Explosion magic to another place. "Booommmm!" After a few dozen times, I stopped. The lightning sword in my hand also disappeared.

"There are survivors... Forgetit. I want to check my adventurer card"

Blink, I raise my head. After my mind relaxed a little, I realized my body was a little windy. Little — I'm naked!

I reflexively lowered my hand, covering my junior. But after looking around, I sighed.

"There's no one in this area."

Not after the next thing. I felt mana slowly appear on my left side. Then three people emerged from thin air. It's teleporting. All three are men.

The eyes of the three people were red. It's as deep red as the loli eyes I know. And I know them too. They were magicians from the Red Demon Clan like Megumin.

Those red eyes turned their heads, and as I was about to head towards me, I tapped my feet and ran forward. Then took the robe of one of the men without him noticing. Then, I tied the robe to my waist, and returned to where I stood before.

"What happened to this place? It's falling apart."

"Isn't this the territory of the Orcs? Where are they now? Did they fight a witch?"

"It looks so-"

Three pairs of their eyes turned towards me. Then they fell silent. A man, who was only wearing a cloth tied around his waist, stood upright while folding his hands in the area of the female Orc.

And that's me.

I'm. Looks like a pervert looking for passion with a female Orc. Hix...