BokuMonogatary

BokuMonogatary
I'll remember this. Just wait!


A year since.


This year I was in the second grade of High School.


In that one year, I had already completed the project I had created.


An app that makes it easy for someone to find information.


That app is 'Facebook'.


OOPS!


Although it sounded copying, I did not copy it at all. There is no such thing as Facebook in my world right now.


So I made it and made money for myself.


How genius I am!


Even so, I wasn't bragging, and was as low-key as an ordinary High School student.


Every day as usual. Go to school and study.


In the morning, Karen and Tsukihi eat breakfast on the table.


While eating, I opened my phone. I put down my chopsticks and said, "Oh, today's the red date. I can relax at home."


"Where is the red date!" Tsukihi quickly denied. "Onii-chan, you better check your head to the hospital, there might be some problems in it."


"My head is not a machine!" My scream.


Then, I put my phone down and went back to eating. But, for some reason Tsukihi's face suddenly frowned.


I raised my head and asked, "What's up, Tsukihi-chan? You want soy sauce? Then just say it."


"Not that!" Tsukihi.


Then, she paused for a moment before saying, "Onii-chan has changed a lot. That's like... You're not who I know."


"You mean?" I blinked.


"Yeah... You become good at learning. Whereas previously Onii-chan was very careless in any case. So, it's a little weird I think..."


"What's so weird about it!"


Maybe because of these past two years my value has increased, Tsukihi became suspicious.


Because, the years in Junior High, it can be said that my value is less, aka ugly. Nothing good, not even in one lesson.


No, I'm correcting.


Araragi Kiyomi's grades are very poor. But because of me, Araragi Kiyomi's grades are good now.


But I wasn't very good at learning either, and after I got stuck here, I easily remembered anything.


Maybe because of the elixir of immortality I drank earlier. After I drank it, I felt like I was at the peak of a human being.


Whatever it is, I thank you. Not only did I not need to study hard, but I also got good results.


Seeing me silent, Tsukihi called me.


"Onii-chan is? What's up?" Ask.


"Oh, it's okay." I said. "And for your doubt, I'll tell you. We men, at this age like me, are very fast in terms of growing up. So it's not strange if I suddenly become smart and charismatic."


"Don't say the last thing." Tsukihi looks at me with disdain. Then she turned to Karen and said, "What do you think, Karen-chan?"


"Eh, me?" For tilting his head. He put his index finger on his chin and thought. "I think it's good. We don't have to worry about Nii-san's school anymore. Moreover, he can help us learn."


"Karen-chan! You're the one who's covered!"


I stretched out my hand and was about to kiss her, before I tilted my head as Karen's fist shot to the side.


"I'm sorry." Karen pulled her hand and sat back down. "That's a reflex."


What a scary reflex! If I had not drunk the water of immortality before, I would have died.


"But Nii-san, you're pretty good at avoiding my fists." Karen looked at me in admiration. "Are you learning karate or something?"


I shake my index finger. "learned? I don't need it. Araragi's blood is in me, there's no need for me to learn."


"What is the blood of Araragi... Gawat, it's past fifty minutes. I'll be late!" Tsukihi.


"That's right. It's so bad!" Overwrite Karen.


Then Karen and Tsukihi go to their room and get ready for school.


They're really stupid.


I just closed my eyes and drank the tea gracefully.


"Not late in my dictionary." My muttering.


Then, hasty footsteps rang out from behind, and pain appeared on my waist.


"Onii-chan, don't say anything weird! Go and get ready!" Tsukihi.


He's really very coercive. He looked at me like he was seeing an SD kid.


Being forced, I finished my tea in a hurry and went to my room to pick up the bag before coming back down.


Down, I saw Karen and Tsukihi in front of the entrance waiting for me.


"Onii-chan, you're so slow as a girl. Come fast!" Tsukihi.


Next to her was Karen who stretched her body. He said, "I can carry Tsukihi to school in time. But I can't carry you, Nii-san. Sorry if I left you."


"Who would go to school like that!"


I smiled seeing that.


"That's how you were with your brother!"


If my daily life is like this forever, I don't mind at all.


Picking up my shoes in the closet, I walked up to them, and pushed the door open. 


"Let's go."


"Don't be so cool! It's too late."


"Yes." Yeah."


...


On the road to school.


"Let me tell you one more time. Don't wake up again. My ears will be broken." I said.


I folded my hands and glided over the sled. A gust of wind was felt on my face as my hair blew backwards.


Next to me, there was Karen who was paddling my bike while piggybacking Tsukihi behind her.


He smiled and said, "Can't. Disturbing-uhuk, I mean, waking Nii-san up is really exciting."


I'm not a sleeping princess!


What they think of me.


"Then how else." I'm nodding. "I'll sleep naked at night."


Upon hearing that, Tsukihi wrinkled her face. He looked at me with disgust. "Since when was the pervert in my parents' house."


"Our parents are the same!"


Huh, it's so tiring to have a sister like her.


"Haha." Karen laughed when she heard our interaction.


I looked towards Karen. The first of my two sisters.


A girl who is in puberty with a height that exceeds her age.


It is about 168 cm tall. Even so, I did not lose to him. Unlike in the anime, I was taller than him, about 179 cm.


I pulled my eyes forward.


Then, I pushed my feet to move the sled, as the sled slowed down a bit.


"But Tsukihi-chan, according to research, sleeping naked is better than sleeping in clothes." My word.


"What?" Tsukihi narrowed her eyes at me. "Who would believe such a thing. Onii-chan must have made up. You just want us to sleep naked, and then see us naked on the grounds you want to wake us up, right? Iugh, that's disgusting."


"Whoever would think of such a thing to his own sister!"


As I said that, I focused my eyes to look ahead.


Seriously, I didn't think about it at all. Which madman thought of that stupid plan!


"I'll add speed, Tsukihi-chan." Karen said suddenly. "Nii-san, good-bye."


Oh, if it's like this, they'll be late for school. So Karen wanted to increase her speed to be on time.


I'm nodding. "Be careful on the road. Don't fall down."


"Yes!"


"You too Onii-chan, see you." Tsukihi. He looked towards me.


After that, Karen pedaled the bike quickly after Tsukihi held on tightly to her shirt.


Bathing may be prohibited, but what is permissible because this is an urgent situation.


I saw them disappear from the track.


Then, I, despite the lack of time, pushed the sled steady. Still in a relaxed state and not in a hurry.


No need to rush. There will all be time.


When you arrive at school, all students have entered the class, which indicates class time has begun.


Arriving at the school gate, I stepped on the skateboard until it lifted. Then I caught the sled and went to my class.


In the corridor in front of my class, I looked down under the window while peeking out of the window slit.


What I saw in the classroom was a middle-aged male teacher who was teaching.


I know that Sensei. He teaches mathematics, and is also known to be very grumpy if someone messes up in his class...


Hm...


There is only one way to avoid this problem. Go to the cafeteria until Sensei's class is over, then come back for the next lesson.


I nodded steadily.


After that, I stood up and quietly left. But, before I left the classroom corridor, someone called out to me in a loud voice.


"You, stop there."


I stopped for a second.


What I should do. Turn around, or pretend not to listen?


Which option is better? Wait, why should I think. Of course it's the right choice.


Without another thought, I moved my legs and pretended not to listen.


The next moment, I felt my ears being pulled upwards. Glancing back, I saw the teacher angrily staring at me.


Good bye to my life.


"Pretending not to listen? Oh, so brave, come with me!" Sensei said angrily.


I was dragged with my ears to the classroom. There was nothing I could do, I just followed.


When the classmates saw me like this, they all laughed even though we didn't know each other.


It's bullying!


But, since Sensei is angry, I just lowered my head while secretly glancing towards them.


I'll remember this. Just wait!


"Now, what do you want to say?" Ask that Sensei.


"Nothing." Answer me.


Sensei is weird. What should I say at a time like this?


"Very good." Said.


"Thank you..." I said, before I shut my mouth when I got a sharp look from Sensei.


I replied to him in his honor, but I only got a sharp glare from Sensei. Where's my mistake?


"Stand in front until my lesson is over." Said.


"All right." I just kept quiet and answered briefly.


A few minutes passed, I suddenly called Sensei to answer a question on the blackboard.


I looked up and looked at the board.


I think it's pretty easy. Just a matter of 'Linear Inequality of Two Variables'.


Taking the chalk, I tapped on the blackboard quickly and without pause, and then I got back to standing where it was before.


"Oh... Yeah, that's right." Sensei was a little stunned. "You can sit down. But remember, don't repeat mistakes like this again."


"alright. I get it." Answer me.


Then, I walked over to my desk, which was in the back, next to the outside window.


Huh, tough morning.