My teacher is my soul mate
The Depravity of Class IPS XII

Alexa ran in up to her class's corridor, she paused for a moment to take a breather before entering the classroom.

Hadeuhh.. I forgot the saying again earlier, surely he will lash deh," inner Alexa hold the head.

"Cie cie who's an abis honeymoon, where nih by-his," Rena's tease shocked Alexa from behind.

"Rena.. ngangetin aja lo," said Alexa holding his chest.

"Wuih.. diamond gaes maenannya nahan," said Rena grabbed Alexa's hand when she saw the luxury circular ring on Alexa's ring finger.

"Sstt...Rena's mouth could be in small, not really," said Alexa armed with Rena's mouth.

Kipli who just came, he stood next to Alexa while sniffing Alexa.

"Smooth fragrance Lex is rich in new graves" said Kipli.

"He is a must-scented girl emang kayak lu smell of the sky," said Rena cynically.

"Yeh nyamber aja luh sepuh chicken base," chirped Kipli.

"Eh.hh...hh! Lex has Grace and her ladies and gentlemen" Rena said, patting Alexa's hand.

Grace who just came, she just passed Alexa just like that, but when passing beside Alexa, she smiled cynically glanced at Alexa at a glance.

"Wah the Lampir kanya is really penance tuh him, thank God dah," said Kipli.

"Yes Lex usually he's always looking for the same," said Rena chimed in.

"Maybe he's changed a lot of times," asked Alexa to pull Rena's hand.

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Grace kok luh was just diem anyway, because Alexa was luh in suspension," said Dina Grace's best friend.

"Lo just calm Din, I have an elegant way to destroy Alexa," said Grace smiled cynically.

"The story of dong Grace, said Dina curious."

"I'm telling you a story, yuk genks," said Grace invited her three friends into her class.

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Uh Lex tomorrow the Dimas has a basketball tournament, he's got the name of our school. "Tomorrow we'll watch yuk!" invite Rena enthusiastically.

"Yes Lex we support him, so anyway he must be excited if there is a luh, will he bring the name of our school," asked Kipli chimed in.

"Later I permit first, already yuk entered the sir Samsul already come," said Alexa pointed towards the teacher who walked to his class.

"Ckckc..kocak ya see the shape of Mr. Samsul, let alone his hair is not nahan gilee.. slippery really rich Percosotan TK," said Kipli chuckled to see Mr. Samsul.

Jan itu lo Pli, so anyway we should appreciate Mr. Samsul, because he was a big fan of Alexa ,"Ckckck, sack Rena chuckling.

"Damn Luh Ren, when Alexa throws her lips."

Mr. Samsul is a history teacher who looks a little old-fashioned. Her hair always looks climsy with a middle-cut style. Mr. Samsul also always wears a bow tie in every appearance.

"Good morning dear children," said Mr. Samsul greeted all students in class IPS 3.

"Morning sir, say all the students."

"Ren nyontek PR math dong," said Alexa.

"Beblo ngarjain luh yak, santuy aja Lex, who is also berfajar beb lo this, most also ntar lo in the law tell kiss," Ckckck, said Rena chuckled.

"Ngaco luh..! here's a sneak," said Alexa.

"Let's go to the package book.I will discuss Chapter 6, which is about the Global Organization that affects Indonesia. Do you know what examples of global organizations that affect Indonesia ?" ask Mr. Samsul with a medok tone.

"I know sir" Kipli said, raising his hand.

"Zulkifli you trying to call it?" ask Mr. Samsul.

"Arisan, same Lambe Turah sir," said Kipli without sin. All the students in the class laughed at Kipli's reply which was not weighty at all.

"Sontoloyo, your end is advancing you here" said Mr. Samsul pointed angrily at Kipli.

"Campus luh rasain," Ckckck, Rena chuckles.

"Emang pea tuh son," said Alexa chimed.

Kipli also walked forward to the front of the class, facing Mr. Samsul who was staring at the book with his cylindrical glasses. Mr. Samsul stood up to Zulkifli holding his shoulder to the front of the class.

"Let our children be silent for this sadoloyo of your friends, may Zulkifli be a smart child and return to the right path, a moment of silence at the beginning," said Mr. Samsul.

All students in the class looked down silent, in fact they tried to hold back laughter.Especially the punishment of Mr. Samsul which is quite unique and funny. Unlike other teachers who usually punish students by standing in the middle of the field or running around the field.

"The silence is complete. Please sit down, let's continue my children" said Mr. Samsul.

Global organizations that affect Indonesia such as OPEC , GATT & WTO, Alexa do you know that OPEC ?" asked Mr. Samsul smilingly looking at the student he really liked.

"Lex.. luh in tanya noh, ama ayang beb Encep" Ckckckc, goda Kipli.

"Please Lex luh don't turn to another heart yak," Ckckck, Rena's goda chuckled.

"Whisper meekly on, whispered Alexa."

"OPEC is an organization about oil sir" Alexa answered random.

"Ckckck oil what Lex oil massage what oil brake," saut friend Alexa. Rebellious Alexa friend's speech makes the classroom atmosphere become crowded with the sound of laughter of students.

"Already.had been.., said Mr. Samsul."

"It's good Alexa, please you perfect again yes, read the book," said Mr. Samsul approached Alexa with a sweet smile. Alexa just nodded and smiled stiffly staring at Mr. Samsul.

"Jiah.awas pak got infectious diseases sir, Alexa packets," said Kipli.

"What pain?" ask plain Samsul sir.

"Disease smile death instantly auto dear make hot cold sir," said Kipli again fishing commotion in class.

"Sontoloyo, Zulkifli do you know when the OPEC organization was founded?" ask Mr. Samsul.

"The OPEC organization stands since he went out of the bench, sir" Kipli said without sin.

Mr. Samsul also rewarded Kipli by punishing him to stand in class until the lesson was over.

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After Mr. Samsul left the class. The second hour is now filled with maple Pak Ryuga, all students are getting ready to sit neatly preparing their textbooks. The girls look busy polishing their faces with makeup because their favorite teacher is coming.

Hedeuhhhh moodbooster very mapelnya mr Ryuga," said Tania.

"Hooh, until I broke up school I was willing to learn her maple," said Adelia chimed Tania.

Alexa who heard the babble of classmates can only snort annoyed to pick up a book in her bag.

"Good morning" said Ryuga, his eyes directly aimed at Alexa who was seen staring a little pouty.

"Cie. directly in the face of love and smile now," said Rena teasing.

"Diem, ketus Alexa."

"Just like yesterday's PR, who here doesn't do PR?" ryuga looked at Alexa.

Unfortunately Alexa had cheated Rena earlier during class hours Mr. Samsul, so he could feel calm at this time. Alexa walks forward with her book and puts it on Ryuga's desk. Alexa looked at Ryuga, then stuck her tongue out at Ryuga with a satisfied face.

"Tell me, you" whispered Ryuga took Alexa's book.

Ryuga began to explain the material in class, his hand holding a marker while pointing a whiteboard explaining about the Descriptive Statistics Data Interval.

Data location value is a value that divides sequential data into several parts, including quartile, decile, and percentile. Quartile is a value that divides the data that has been sorted into four equal parts. The data group has 3 quartiles, namely the lower Quartile, the middle or median Quartile, and the upper Quartile. "Alexa what does Quartile mean?" ryuga said full of charisma staring at Alexa who was not focused.

"Alexa Zheandra Hasan" said Ryuga staring at Alexa who had been yawning and unfocused.

"Eh yes yank, Eh sir sorry." said Alexa keceplosan he immediately silenced his mouth. Ryuga is trying to be as neutral as possible to hear from Alexa.

" Geez you're so full of yank," Ryuga's inner voice held back a smile.

"Huuuuu, "Ckckck, the rest of Alexa's class cheered Alexa and laughed at Alexa. Moreover, Ryuga fans in his class immediately stare cynically Alexa does not like.

"That hard-coded pie sir," Kipli teased. Alexa I immediately gave Kipli a look of horror.

"I swear shamefully, why the hell he must call me all," inner Alexa mendunduk shy.

"Crazy luh.. since when did Luh already bucin acute rich gini," seduhan Rena whispered.

"It's just about to go public on Lex" whispered Kipli.

"Lo on can not be diem," whispered Alexa annoyed.

"Alexa.kamu if you have a boyfriend do not need to take it while studying.focus," Ryuga said a little ketus.

"Sorry sir" said Alexa scratching her head in frustration.

"We're going on again" Ryuga said.

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Kingggg!!

The break bell reads Alexa can now breathe with relief, because Ryuga has always looked at her. Alexa actually feels uncomfortable because she is afraid her friends will be suspicious of Ryuga's interactions that continue to look at her earlier in the class.

"To the cafeteria yuk Lex, invite Rena to embrace."

"Yuk, saut Alexa, suddenly Alexa's phone rings visible Ryuga's name is listed on the screen Alexa's phone.

"Then Ren, said Alexa."

"What yank? say Alexa."

"To my room quickly..Tut," said Ryuga immediately decided his call just like that.

"Sorry Ren I did not go to the cafeteria, Mr. Ryuga told me to go to his room" Alexa said in a pleading tone.

"Ah Luh now if the break is busy courting mulu," said Rena blinking her lips.

"Yes after Ren do not sulk dong, do I all want to ask permission to watch the game Dimas..Ren," said Alexa seduce her best friend.

"Yes, you must come, yes yuk with us down," said Rena flanking Alexa's hand.

When she wants to turn the stairs, Alexa collides with a teacher who just came out of Grace's class. She is Miss Diana, her age seems to be the same as Ryuga.

"A careful dong if the road," said Diana stared at Alexa cynically, looking at the look of Alexa from the tip of the foot to the tip of the hair. His eyes stopped when he saw the ring on Alexa's ring finger that looked so luxurious.

"Sorry mom, I didn't mean it" Alexa said.

"Other times be careful, cynical Miss Diana."

Alexa and Rena were immediately gone after getting a cynical look from Miss Diana.

"Eh listen to Miss Diana has a crush on Ryuga sir, watch out luh carefully," whispered Rena giving Alexa a warning.

"Wait for Alexa" Diana said, holding back."

Alexa and Rena turn around "What's wrong?" ask Alexa a little nervous."

"You know the rules in this school Alexa, students here are prohibited from appearing excessive. You are forbidden to wear it, because it is very excessive in my opinion," said Diana showed a ring on the Alexa ring finger.

"Well ma'am," said Alexa lowered her head.

"Pantes a papa money corruption in the foundation, it turns out his son also enjoyed it, foya-foya buy luxury goods, basic do not know himself!" guman Bu Diana.

Deg !!

Alexa felt back tightness in her chest because Diana's words were clearly heard in her ears.

"Wait a minute, ma'am... I have no right to talk like that with Alexa, because what Alexa has is nothing to do with the problem of the papa," after Rena defended Alexa.

Ren let's go down" said Alexa with teary eyes.

"You're not naive" Diana looked at Rena as she left Alexa and Rena unapologetically.

"What about Ferdy corruption, " said Grace behind the door, she could also hear the clear chatter between Diana Rena and Alexa earlier.

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