It's Not My fault, Sir!
Chapter 79. Black Card
Elfa did not answer the butcher because Juan Mahardika answered with a thumbs up. With a nod the merchant just trust the code indicated by the owner of the heart. Not minding Elfa who glared with horror eyes.
Even in asked how many months using the Javanese language Juan Mahardika replied by showing two index fingers and a middle finger.
"Son!" elfa shouted annoyed.
"Congratulations Londo, I give a special discount to prospective fathers who are cravings!" shouted the Meat Wholesaler.
"Alhamdulillah, sustenance for a beautiful Mommy-to-be" replied Juan Mahardika winking.
"Son, Iiih make a sprain!" the Elfa crab claw landed in Juan Mahardika's stomach.
"Aaaa sick, my goodness dear EL!" Juan Mahardika grimaced, but with a smile.
Elfa just breathed a pinch of the hand because it was called dear. Puckered his lips because he always seduced and did things when his condition was not okay. There are only materials for the mode even though it does not match reality.
"How many kilos of meat do you want, Ma'am?" ask the Meat Wholesaler.
"Two kilos."
"This I weigh two kilos and a half because of the special bonus of the father who was cravings."
"Summer" replied Juan Mahardika.
"Waaah Mas Londo pinter boso Jowo."
Because El was upset that he had not paid for the meat ordered directly from the butcher's place, "Sir, sing pay Mas Londo ya, matur suwun."
"Sami-sami, Ma'am. The healthy mugo-mugo bayine continues."
"Aamiin" replied Juan Mahardika while issuing a wallet paying for meat with four pieces of red money pictured Soekarno and Mohammad Hatta.
"Mas, durung angsule!" the Butcher shouted as Juan Mahardika ran after El after picking up the dading that had just been weighed.
"Sampean wae!" Juan Mahardika replied shouting while running.
"Londo kok strange boso Jowone stiff," said the fish merchant who heard the Javanese language spoken by Juan Mahardika.
During his time in Ngawi, Juan Mahardika rarely met with food that fits on the tongue. Not accustomed to eating with rice menu that makes it difficult to adjust. Out of the market, there is a small restaurant whose flagship menu is satay, gulai and goat tongseng.
"El, can Akak eat satay or goat tongseng in the restaurant?"
"Could it be, Is Akak hungry?"
"Yes, because I was throwing up the smell of the market, now I'm really hungry."
"Come, El be with you. Don't fuck around like that!"
Juan Mahardika just grinned the horse while nodding, "Sorry, I'm just kidding."
The average culinary in the village is cheaper than in the city. Besides because the raw materials are easy to get. Most portions of the food menu sold are smaller than those sold in the city.
Juan Mahardika ordered one serving of satay, one serving of tongseng and one serving of gulai. Only unfortunately the portion of the ordered meal menu is served in a small size bowl. If enjoyed without using rice only a little.
Elfa eat one serving of satay alone already feels full. However, for Juan Mahardika a small bowl of tongsengs directly toilet without waste in a few mouthfuls only.
"El bowl is very small, it's been used up just a few mouthfuls."
"Want to add more?"
"Yes, El want some more?"
"No, El is full. I'll order it myself!"
No half-hearted Juan Mahardika ordered four servings of goat kegseng. Tongseng bowl size smaller than meatball bowl. Making Juan Mahardika must order in large quantities.
"A lot of the messages are right, Akak. Can I ruin everything?"
"God willing, I rarely find a suitable meal menu according to the tongue."
In just less than half an hour, four bowls of goat kegs without rest. Plus one glass of orange ice was also immediately exhausted after being sipped. Tongseng that tends to be sweet from soy sauce is very suitable on the tongue of JuanMahardika.
"Have you?"
"Happy son, El would I order it?"
Juan Mahardika issued a red money with the picture of Soekarno and Mohammad Hatta five pieces. I want to pay for all the food I ordered.
Shadow Juan Mahardika the price of food in the village is the same as the price in the city. Moreover, the habit of eating in famous restaurants with expensive prices. Not knowing the culinary prices in the village is very cheap.
"Eee a lot of money, I don't want to order any more?"
"It's to pay for the order I just ordered."
"Try asking how many traders there are!"
"Yes, El sit here first!"
"Hhhh."
Juan Mahardika approached the goat tongseng merchant who was serving customers, "Sir, kulo bayare pinten?"
"Tongseng costs fifteen thousand times five bowls, gulai and satay twenty thousand per serving."
"Hhh ...!" Juan Mahardika was stunned by the extremely cheap price.
"All one hundred and fifteen thousand." Again Tongseng traders count all the meals that have been ordered.
Two pieces of money were immediately handed over to the tongseng merchant, "Ora got angsul, sir"
"Summer suwun, Mas. hopefully plus his sustenance."
"Aamiin's."
Elfa is still around shopping for daily necessities only in stores outside the market, without entering the market again. Including shopping for Bude Marmi family needs. Shopping is almost three full cardboard for the purposes of the next one month.
"Not only pay."
"Emang Akak has cash, it's a lot of lo. If the village rarely has Qiris?"
"It can be swipe, look there. It's El who pays!" Juan Mahardika handed him his black card.
"All right."
Elfa gave Juan Mahardika's card to pay for all the groceries. The cashier immediately swiped the card and filled in the nominal groceries, "Please pin number, Ma'am!"
"Wait a minute!" Elfa approached Juan Mahardika and whispered in her ear, "What pin number?"
"Garwoku's birthday."
"Idih, where does Akak know?"
"El is Akak's soul mate, what El is all Akak knows, there pay for the groceries!"
Elfa did not answer Juan Mahardika's appeal. Approaching the cashier and pressing the pin requested by the cashier. After you finish paying, the card is immediately returned, "This is the Card, Akak."
"El alone hold it!"
Elfa shook her head, "El has so much, don't have to."
"El, please. Don't refuse dong, this is a living from a husband to a beloved wife!"
Elfa's mouth was conical up to five centimeters, "New candidate has not wife."
"Akak will be very happy if Garwaku from now on meets the needs of the husband, this form of embodiment and evidence Akak treat the heartache that El felt in the past."
"Why do I have to be now, if I'm married?"
"Now, please!"
Elfa took a deep breath while looking at Juan Mahardika's sad face. From yesterday always begging and trying tirelessly. Want to please a little heart that always adores.
"Alright, El accept, but if not El wear do not get angry?"
"Just hold on, this too, this too and this too!" Juan Mahardika not only gives one black card, but there are five cards from different bank products.
Not yet Elfa received a card from Juan Mahardika, there was a notification sound of incoming WA messages from Alfian Alfaizi. Hurry up and read it, "Hurry home, you want to meet El's future husband now?"