It's Not My fault, Sir!
Chapters 117. Not Su'uzon
Juan Mahardika was hit by a pillow on the body because of an upset Elfa. Having refused many times, her husband continued to panic and invited her to the hospital, "If Akak did not shut up, El timpuk was equally bolting nich," said angrily.
"Darling, I'm worried."
"Get me some warm water, Akak!"
"What is warm water for?"
"Compress stomach and waist El."
"Well, Akak boiled water used to mean yes?" Juan Mahardika running will exit the room.
"Son!" shouted Elfa.
Juan Mahardika immediately stopped the scale while holding the door handle. Turn around and go back to Elfa, "Yes, honey?"
"Take warm water from the bathroom alone do not need to boil!"
"Yes, I'm smart." While giving a thumbs up, Juan Mahardika ran into the bathroom.
Juan Mahardika went outside again still panicked and confused, because there is no dipper in the bathroom. I am currently in the bathroom in Italy, not in Indonesia. If Indonesia mostly uses a squat closet instead of a sitting closet.
"Beauty, I'm looking for a place first. No dipper in the bathroom."
"Indeed the bathroom in Indonesia looking for a dipper," replied Elfa with a soft and followed by her husband grinning horses.
There's a medium-sized bee box on the Elfa dresser. Elfa's cosmetic case box so as not to mess up, "I'm not using this box, right?"
"Hhhh."
With painstaking Juan Mahardika compress the stomach and waist of Elfa back. Sometimes Elfa moves sideways to reduce pain. And sometimes the nose to reduce the stomach that feels stiff and wrapped.
"Darling, don't move much, I thought about last night!"
"Consider what the hell, Akak. El's stomach feels stiff and waist pain?"
"Remember El was in action. Later if the heirloom boomerang woke danger."
"Don't think of anything, I have to take a week off" Elfa replied while returning to the position of nunggging.
"Well, for a long time, was there a day or two of compensation?"
"No, no, no."
After half an hour has passed, the pain and abdominal pain begin to decrease. After starting out menstruation smoothly will definitely start to be able to move as before. The most important thing is to wear a comfortable and non-leaking safety.
Elfa sat on the edge of the bed after wearing a pad the rest of last month tucked away in a suitcase. Today should buy again for stock the next few days. Backtracking plans for shopping for sanitary pads to the supermarket.
"El to the supermarket first to buy pads is Akak?"
"Have you no stomach pain?"
"Yes still, but El has to buy a sanitary pad."
"Nobody's buying it, El rest here, ok!"
Elfa shook her head in disagreement. It is better to go both out for fear of meeting the former past. The words of Magdalene who says that a husband belongs to a million women are always remembered in the heart.
"No, I can't go alone. El's going to an Asian supermarket."
"Supermarkets are a long way from here, dear."
Juan Mahardika was puzzled as she looked at Elfa closely. His face looked pale and occasionally grimaced with pain, "Honey, I can't bear to see El pale and continue to endure pain!"
"El is also not willing if Akak set out alone to meet the former past among a million women as Magda said," replied Elfa jutek.
"Oh my God, Rob, honey. There's no way a boomerang heirloom would ever want to be with that million-strong woman again, she just wants to be with El."
"Not much to seduce, let's go!"
"Well, I'm wearing a mask, a hat and sunglasses."
The mood of people who are coming months is sometimes very sensitive and irritable and easily ignited emotions. I mean Juan Mahardika so that the wife does not get into trouble later in the supermarket. However, Elfa's response was different and considered Juan Mahardika wanted to run away from the problem.
"Why would I hide a woman's past from El?"
"Eee darling, don't su'uzon so. Let's go!"
Elfa walked in with her hand held by her beloved husband, but her lips were turned to almost five cantimeters. A sense of annoyance suddenly arises when you remember the word belongs to a million women.
"Awas aja later meet with the former past in the supermarket, not only the former woman who El sleding, Akak will also be El law."
"Darling, not meeting the women of the past, now I've been punished with El."
Elfa smiled devil to hear the husband's answer. True also his words, whose intention yesterday was to punish a day of inaction. It has now become a week of inaction.
Juan Mahardika invites Elfa into the supermarket owned by Singaporeans. All products sold are native to Southeast Asia. Including there are various kinds of products made in Indonesia.
Elfa directly down the outlet of products that Indonesia, especially drugs and cosmetics. There will definitely be jamu packed with modern menstrual pain relievers. Although the price will be many times more expensive than in the country itself.
"Which one, honey?" juan asked after seeing there were several brands of pain relievers lined up neatly in the storefront.
"That's it, Akak!"
"How many, ten or twenty?"
"Three not much."
"All right."
After taking three bottles of menstrual pain relievers. Elfa moved to look for pads in garai that are not far away, which is still looking for domestic products. Products that are not inferior in quality to other countries.
Juan Mahardika sometimes insecure himself when there are women passing nearby. Fear of meeting unfamiliar ex-past. Sometimes accidentally glance at it by fixing the hat worn so that it is not known.
Elfa's needs have been obtained all especially for the coming of the moon. Plus buying Indonesian products that are very authentic because long time do not eat typical food of the country itself, Elfa took some healthy instant noodle products that are usual in consumption when missed Indonesia is still in college.
Elfa is busy choosing favorite instant noodles. Juan Mahardika permits to go to the restroom which happens to be next to an Indonesian outlet, "Rather go to the bathroom for a minute huh, dear?"
"Hhmm, don't take it long."
Juan Mahardika entered the bathroom. There was a man approaching Elfa with a smile, "Hi Elfa," he said kindly as he waved his hand.
Elfa immediately looked at a man who was holding a map and polpen in a uniform with a supermarket logo. Malay-faced man with white skin. Although it has not met for a long time, but still know clearly.
"Henry, are you Henry Alexander?" elfa asked while draping both hands on the chest.
"Right, once I was Henry, El how are you?"
Henry Alexander was a friend of Elfa's during his S1 studies in Australia. Men of Singaporean and Italian Malay descent who once taught love Krisnawati. Unfortunately they were not a match because Kris never accepted the man's love.
"Alhamdulillah El ...?" Elfa did not continue because Juan Mahardika came directly to hug him from behind possessively and whispered, "Honey, who is he?"