Tiger Vs Miss Kitty

Tiger Vs Miss Kitty
How to Take a Goat Shower


Tiger turned to the woman he had just hit. Some of the food wrapped in banana leaves fell scattered on the ground.


It turns out that woman is Siti. The woman Tiger saw bathing in the river yesterday. Siti grunted angrily at Tiger but hurriedly picked up one by one the scattered food.


Not a word yet, Tiger was startled by the sound of goats chasing after him. Then he jumped in shock and immediately hid behind Siti's back.


"Siti, help me, please!" pinta Tiger is hiding behind Siti's back.


Occasionally Tiger shook his hands to drive away the herd of goats that now surrounded him. While Siti just shook her head to see the behavior of men from the city.


"What the hell? It's just fear," Siti said in a mocking tone. 


Then Siti also herded ten goats to a field near the river. The herd of goats immediately ate the green grass that was there.


"All dong bathe his goats, Mr. Mansur," asked Tiger by putting on a sinless face.


Siti grunts sebal. Of course, I don't want to ask Tiger. 


He prefers to lay his face and leave. However, one of his hands was intercepted by Tiger.


"If you don't want to. It's like teaching me to bathe a goat."


"I don't want to," replied Siti firmly while brushing off Tiger's hand to get out of his hand.


Tiger is basically always pampered since childhood. Feeling insulted if his request is firmly rejected. Especially by a woman.


He also pulled Siti's hand towards the river. Intentions only want to prevent Siti from leaving, but what happens is even Siti plunged into the river.


Siti screamed in shock. He immediately stood up to the level of a rock by the river and looked down at his already soaked body.


Then he threw a stern glance at Tiger who was pulling the reins of one of the goats and dragged the goat into the river.


"Well, now teach me how to bathe a goat" Tiger said.


Siti sighed softly. He threw away his face with his hands folded.


"I don't want to" replied Siti firmly.


"I'll pay you."


"No," refused Siti by raising her voice. "Thank you I'd help you bring the goats here. The rest, it's your own business."


Not wanting to linger facing the city's annoying man, Siti turned around and walked away from the river.


But just a few steps, Tiger suddenly shouted that made Siti rotate her body. He was surprised to find Tiger.


He turned to look for the figure of the city man who had met him two days ago. However, he did not see Tiger everywhere. 


There was only one goat that Tiger had pulled on the river bank. The rest there's nobody around.


"Woy, city man," cried Siti with a panicked look on her face.


There is no lawfulness. There was only the sound of the river. 


"Wad. Never mind drowning," muttered Siti who immediately approached the point where Tiger was last seen.


Then suddenly, from behind Siti…


"Because of you."


Tiger immediately hugged Siti's body very tightly like he did not want the woman to escape from his arms. 


A surprised city cannot wrench. He's been in a shitty city guy's trap. Even now the man hugged her without the slightest hesitation.


"I won't let go until you teach me how to bathe a goat" Tiger said without heeding Siti's punch. Even Tiger is getting a hug.


Siti's feud with Tiger was unknowingly seen by the four peasants who were about to leave for the fields.


Their footsteps stopped when they saw Siti, who they knew as a good girl, making out with a man.


Yes, in the eyes of the four farmers it looks like Siti is making out with a man by the river. The four farmers looked at each other in amazement.


Especially on the riverbank there, Tiger can no longer hold Siti who continues to rebel. As a result, the two brands fell onto the grass and coincidentally once the lips of the brand clashed against each other.


"Hi, you guys!" exclaim one of the residents who immediately walked quickly towards Tiger and Siti. "What are you doing here?"


"Wow, bad!" said Siti who immediately broke free from Tiger's hand and stood up straight.


Siti knew that the four men who had come to her must have misunderstood what she had just seen.


"Siti, how can you do something inappropriate like that?" ask one of the four.


Quickly, Siti shook her head. "No, Sir. I was gonna teach him how to bathe a goat."


"Don't lie, Siti! We see it with our own eyes. You're the same guy as being affectionate behind a bush."


"No, sir," Siti denied, apparently frustrated. Then he turned to Tiger who had been silent for a thousand languages. "Hi, town guy, talk dong. Tell them we're not doing anything."


"Ah, that's it. Don't play a lot! Now you two should come with us."


"Rubber," said another citizen. "Other than you, Siti. You're Mr. RT's son. You should be ashamed of yourself."


"But, sir." said Siti in self-defense but one of the residents had already pulled her arm.


Same with Tiger. Only difference Tiger looks ordinary. He looked relaxed without any guilt as the four citizens herded him.


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At the same time but in a different place. Brian brushed his hair very neatly.


He smiled broadly at the image of his face in a mirror hanging on the wall of the room.


Feeling perfect for his performance, Brian then glanced at the clock on his phone screen. He was about to go to Siti's house to make an approach.


Brian is sure one hundred percent if no woman will resist his charm. Then after that, Brian will intend to apply for Siti.


"Of course, only Tiger can get a girl. I can also time."


Just then, the room opened and Farhan came in with a towel wrapped around his waist. He whistled as he picked up the shirt from inside his backpack.


Farhan's body was shivering because the well water behind Mr. Mansur's house was fresh and cold.


"Eh, Tiger hasn't come home yet?" Farhan asked while wearing a t-shirt.


"I don't know. Most of the children again spread the charm to the village girl," said Brian who was wearing shoes.


"Eh, wait! Where you going? Very neat."


Brian stood up straight after he finished tying both shoelaces. He smiled all his smile and just before leaving he said, "You're asking people's children."


"Huh? What's?"