
"Let's break up, John".
Susan Lane had said those words while staring in disdain at the man before her. John Carlson is a man with tangled and unkempt hair, a man with no fashion sense at all. And now Susan dumped him.
A look of confusion spread across John's face. Panic rose in his chest. "What's? Wh why? " John is screaming. "Did I do something?" John paused for a moment, sweeping his brain to identify the horrendous act he must have committed that caused Susan to give up on him. "Please! Tell me what I did! I will change! I'll do it better! I swear! "
Susan Lane always held John's heart. To John, Susan was a goddess.
For three years, John has been crushing his flesh to win the goddess' heart. For three years, John has been humbling himself, missing Susan Lane like a fool. (T/N: According to the Urban Dictionary, the term "simp" refers to a man who needs women too much, and who will continue to obsess over them even though they have expressed their disinterest in him.)
Every morning in those three years, John would wake up early to prepare Susan's breakfast. Then, he would wait in front of the girl's dorm to deliver her some food.
As he ate, John would ask about the things that happened in his life. He was meticulous and attentive in terms of his needs, wanting to fulfill his every wish. That's how much he loves her.
When he learned of Susan's desire to get the latest iPhone, John had taken a part-time job as an express deliveryman and worked hard for four consecutive months so he could buy her a phone, so that he can put on a smile on his face.
John's efforts paid off a month ago when Susan finally agreed to be his girlfriend. As for the reason behind Susan's sudden change of heart... To be honest, John could not think of any reason, except that it involved some sort of divine intervention. Perhaps God was touched by John's tireless pursuit of Susan and decided to grant her wish to John? Not that it matters anymore. Everything is debated now that Susan ended the relationship with him.
"My ex-boyfriend contacted me recently" Susan continued. "He's the man I love, not you. Thank you for all you have done for me over the past few years. "Susan held John's attention for a moment before shaking his head. "But I can't be with you because I don't have any feelings for you. I'm only agreeing to date you because you're there for me when I need comfort. "Susan sighed. "I'm touched by your passion, but it's not the same as love". Susan's steel gaze pierced John's heart. "I think we should break up".
Like hell. John Carlson is not a man who falls without a fight. "Come, Susan", she asked. "Cody's an asshole, you know that. Have you forgotten what He did to you? She got you pregnant and then left you. Why are you still fixated on a guy like that? Is it because he's rich? ".
Susan's eyes flickered furiously. "Please don't insult my girlfriend", he said. "You're nothing compared to him. You hear me? There ain't! "Susan grunting. "You're nobody. Joe is ordinary with no quality to speak of. " Susan glared at John. "Do you know how hard it is to be around my best friend as long as you and I are dating?. The look she's given me since she found out that I'm dating someone like you? " Susana shook her head in disgust. "The worst part was when you and I were dating! I'm so embarrassed to be seen with you that I want to die! "Susan waved his hand indifferently. "Go! Get out of my sight! "
All the blood drained from John's face heard those words. "You... How much you..."
Her chest hurts. It was as if someone had pierced a katana through his heart before twisting it repeatedly.
Three years. Three years of incredible devotion, yet all he got was humiliation and ridicule.
And this was the first time she loved a woman so sincerely as well.
She had even closed her eyes when Susan blatantly teased other guys while they were dating.
Even when it was clear that Susan was stringing him, even when she knew that Susan was keeping him behind the stove, John remained faithful and devoted to him.
It did not matter that she was forced to love and care for him from afar while she repeatedly stomped on his heart by teasing other men.
He was willing to ignore his mistakes because he loved her.
Unfortunately, his devotion only resulted in ridicule and ridicule. How is all this fair?
"Susan, help!" John shouting. "Please don't go. Please don't leave me! Look, I was wrong, okay? I'm wrong! But I can change. If you give me the other one- "
"Go!" Susan shook John's hand. "You're only gonna disgust me more if you keep doing this".
Susan stormed towards the red Maserati parked beside the roadside.
John continued to stare at the Maserati as it drove. "Susan Lane!" John shouting. "You'll regret this!"
When the car was nowhere to be seen, John turned and walked towards the main gate of Lakeside University, ignoring the whispers surrounding it.
"Hey... Isn't that John Carlson? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's him. Do you know what we call him around here? King Simps. Because he always desperately needed the attention of women. I heard she took a part-time job just because she could date some chicks. He also wants to starve himself. Like, have you ever seen the food she eats during her lunch break? She was eating one of those bad-tasting breads, and all for what? So that she can buy clothes, cosmetics, and bags for the girl she is dating. "
"Susan Lane, right? That's the girl you're talking about? " A few humming signs agreed to be heard around him. "Well, he's not as famous as I've heard. I think she's the prettiest girl in her class or something. But hey, you know what's funny? It is precisely because of John Carlson that he became famous! That's how Cody Walker actually found out who Susan was and became interested in her. Cody heard about this woman who kept rejecting John Carlson, so he decided to seduce her himself ". There was a little laugh. "And guys, guess how long Cody's been in a bag? Three days, man. Three! "
The back gig happens.
John ignored the disdainful gazes the other students gave him and continued walking.
John is used to this now. Three simple years had greatly thickened his skin.
At this point, he was not even sure if he had the dignity left to be saved. He's like a lowly animal, a dog without
A bright light filled his vision, making him momentarily blind. What in fu-actually
"Ding! Scanning over! The Simp system has identified a suitable host! Building relationships..."
"Twoven connections!"
"Welcome to Simp System!"
John could only stare in shock as what looked like some sort of virtual interface appeared in his vision. What the hell is going on here? This is exactly like one of the science fiction novels he likes to read where the main character has access to some high-tech virtual system. But it doesn't make any sense! This is not fiction! This is real life!
He had no time to ponder the question any further as a panel suddenly appeared before his eyes. The panel contains information about itself.
Name: John Carlson
Simp Credit Balance: 1.4 quadrillion USD
Personal Bank Account Balance: 36 USD
Increase Points: 0
Simp Credit Balance? What the fuck was that? Is that money he can spend?
It does not take a genius to realize that there is something special about the card. First, the card actually appeared out of nowhere.
"You've guessed right, Honorable Host" said a voice inside his head. "Credit Simp is money you can spend".
"That means..." John's eyebrows shot to his hairline. "Qua... Quadrillion...? What the fuck?! "
He has 1.4 quadrillion dollars to spend. Quadrillion. What is the number zero again?
Fifteen. Fifteen zeros.
John did a quick estimate of the net worth of the richest man in the country. A moment later, he almost sneered at how ridiculous the thought was. The richest man in the country? What about the richest people in the world?
Damn, even if he added together with the net worth of the richest person in the country and the richest person in the world, the figure would not even be close to a quadrillion! John did other quick calculations to come up with a rough estimate. What he got was a number that was less than 0.01% of the quadrillion. Fuck'em.
"May I also remind you, dear Host, that Simp Credits are in no way equivalent to the Host's personal wealth" continued the voice, interrupting John's thought process. "Simp Credit can only be used to cover any costs incurred during the process of completing a Simp Quest. Other personal expenses will not be covered, including expenses for: property, cars, private meals, and personal entertainment. Again, I must stress that any expenses unrelated to the Simp Quest will not be covered by the System. "
By "Simp Quest", John assumes that System refers to the process of relentlessly pursuing a woman despite being rejected repeatedly, as John has done with Susan over the past three years.
That sucks.
He had 1.4 quadrillion dollars, yet he could only spend it on others. Worse, it must be simple to spend it.
In the end, he was still a poor man.
A poor man with a net worth of 1.4 quadrillion dollars.
"Yet..." The voice that he now considered to belong to the system, once again interrupts his thought process. "When a Host successfully converts a Target Simp into its Conquest, 10% of the total Simp Credit spent during the process will be transferred to the host's personal account as a reward. In other words, the only way for a host to turn his Simp Credits into personal wealth was to complete a Simp Quest. "
Understanding made John aware at that time.
If he keeps spending money on girls (which he can now, by the way) and ends up winning their affection, 10% from the amount he spent on them would be transferred to his personal bank account. So if he spent 150 hundred thousand dollars on the girl and won her affection, he would earn a hundred thousand dollars.
In other words, the more the merrier!
John clucked in disbelief. Never in his life did he imagine that he could achieve financial freedom through simple actions.
After a while, John followed the System guidelines and linked the black card (System calls it his Simp Card) to his e-wallet account.
Then, he headed for the convenience store on campus, hoping to grab some snacks and a few cans of beer before heading home.
However, when he tried to settle his payment with an e-wallet account linked to a black card, he ran into trouble.
The e-wallet QR code scanner will not be launched no matter what it does. He closed the app and tried again, but the result was the same. John's heart sank into his stomach. So it's true. He really couldn't spend his Simp Credit on anything other than.
Just then, a female voice sounded behind him. "Hey! What took you so long? Other people are still waiting in line, so hurry up ". Whoever that woman is, she doesn't sound happy.
John turned to face the owner of the voice. A woman dressed in fashionable clothes was staring at the dagger towards her.
John decides back then that this is a good opportunity to test System's claim that he can use that money for that long to win the affection of a girl - a Simp Target if he follows the term System of. "Well.here goes nothing", his mind while taking a deep breath.
"Hey, a pretty face" John says, adding a wink to the good size. "May I ask for your number? I'll tell you, if you give me your number... "John glanced at the wrap drink the girl was holding in her hand. "I'll pay for your drink".
As the words came out of his mouth, a loud ding rang out in his mind, followed by the sound of the System: "Simp Target detected! Activate Simp Quest! "
The rectangular interface came to life and appeared before his eyes.
Name: Leila Smith
Age: 21
Height: 5.3 feet
Weight: 94 pounds
Appearance: 7.9
Attraction Factor: -50
Some instructions appeared under the woman's statistics.
Simp Connection was founded with Leila Smith! Complete the Simp Quest by raising the Simp Target Attraction Factor to 95 and so on.
Upon completion of the Simp Quest, the Host will be granted Status Upgrades. Thus, Host will be rewarded with: 1) 10% of the total Simp Credits he has spent on Target Simp; 2) 5 Points Upgrade, each of which can be used to enhance the attributes of the Host (Vitality, Spirit, Strength, Agility, Intuition, Talent, etc.).
Conquest-specific skills to give to the Host: None.
John gaped at the words before his eyes.
Yep... What the fuck?
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