Sincerity of Love JONATHAN
47. We spend the night here
"Eemmm .. So gini, I have plans to spend the night with Syifa tonight. And what I want to ask is there .. do'a for the plan to work? You know, I've failed a lot, Tad. There was a disturbance. That's what it means" Joe explained. Actually a bit embarrassed, but if not explained fear Ustad Jonah did not understand.
"Ooh ...." Ustad Yunus immediately chuckled, feeling funny at what he heard. Especially seeing Joe's suddenly grim face. "But I'm sorry, sir, as far as I know."
"Nothing?" Joe's face seemed sad mixed with disappointment.
"Yes, Sir. As far as I know there is no. But you can read this do'a; "Bismillah, Allahumma jannibnaassyyaithaana wa jannibi syaithoona maarazaqtanaa”
"That's do'a what, Tad?" joe asked confusedly.
"I want to have sex. Maybe by reading the do'a .. can help overcome the problem of the Father."
"But what does that mean, huh, Tad?"
"By reciting the name of Allah, O Allah keep us from (disturbance) Satan and keep the devil from the sustenance You bestowed upon us" explained Ustad Jonah.
"I tried it. What was the reading, Tad? Want me to khafalin." Joe quickly reached into his bag of trousers to pick up the phone, then gave it to Ustad Yunus.
The man in black nodded, then wrote the Latin reading to Joe's phone and gave it back.
"If do'a wants to have sex with his own body, you know?" ask Ustad Yunus.
"It was different, Tad? He said to have sex."
"That was his intention. But if this one is for where you and Syifa will do."
"Oh, just want the execution, yes, that is," guessed Joe by nodding his head. "Just write it again, Tad. Let me get to kafalin too." He gave his phone back to Ustad Yunus and the man wrote it again on the note application.
"Don't forget also to ablution first, yes, sir, before making love. It would be better to take a shower. For that you may be equally fragrant and more sticky surely" suggested Ustad Jonah.
"Lho, wudhu it's not if we want to pray, Tad. Time to fuck also wudhu?"
"Berwudhu does not have to pray, sir. There are many activities that we do to be required to ablution."
"What is it like, Tad?" The initial intention wanted to ask about the do'a, now their discussion is actually long. But of course this will also be a science for Joe.
"Quite a lot. But correction if I am wrong, because the human place is khilaf. The first after experiencing the polytheist, after carrying out the majesty, to repeat the intercourse, when angry, after touching the person with leprosy, when draining (removing) blood, every time to pray, when he wants to pray, want to read the Qur'an, every time berhadats, before eating and before going to bed when the junub, when about to mention the name of Allah SWT and when about to sleep," explained Ustad Jonah at length. "If there is less, you can find more complete information through to the book fiqih. Or ask directly to Ustad Hamdan who I personally think his knowledge is far above me."
"Thank you for the explanation, Tad. This is very helpful. But, Tad ... if suppose we forget how? Kayak that turned out if you want to repeat the intercourse must wudhu again. That means if you want to add a round, right, yeah?"
"Yes, sir." Ustad Yunus nodded. "If for example the Father himself forgets not ablution with what I have mentioned earlier. Because the human place forgets, but there is no harm if we get used to it. Because God willing .. if we are used to it, it is like a mandatory thing for ourselves. Just like we pray five times."
"Yes, Ustad's right." Joe agreed. It felt great to hear the explanation from Ustad Jonah, and slightly removed the sense of uneasiness in Joe's heart. Because he was afraid that he would fail again. "Thank you for your knowledge, Tad. Ustad always helped me. Later if tonight I succeed .. I will give one camel to sacrifice Ustad during the Hajj."
"No need, sir," Ustad Yunus refused, shaking his head and smiling faintly. Not to refuse sustenance, only he himself has prepared a sacrifice. Even if it is just a sheep. "I'm happy if I can help you. And I also get a reward from Allah."
"Oh no glory to this Ustad. But by the way ... Ustad conditions are just the same Mr RT, huh? Where's Ustad's wife or girlfriend?" Joe stared around, and stopped at the seat that Ustad Jonah had sat on. And there's nothing there, nobody.
"I have no wife and no intention of going out, sir," replied Ustad Yunus. "Because in Islam dating is haram."
"Right as well, but this means a single Ustad dong?"
"Yes." Yeah."
"I'm sorry, Tad, I'm not good at talking about sex. Ustad himself was not married." Joe smiled awkwardly. He felt bad, afraid that the discussion had offended Ustad Jonah. Most singles will be very sensitive, easily angry if they discuss things smelling love.
"No problem, sir." Ustad Yunus smiled casually. "I will also pray, hopefully every thing that Mr. Joe does .. is always given smoothness."
"Amin yes, God." Joe wiped his face with both hands. "I will also pray for Ustad to get a mate soon."
"Amin too, sir," answered Ustad and touched his stomach. "Oh yeah, is there anything else? I happen to mules, sir. I want to go to the toilet."
"That's enough, Tad. Thanks again, huh?"
"Together." Ustad Yunus nodded, then walked away from Joe.
While Joe immediately approached Syifa, who was sitting on the couch with Umi Maryam. It looks like the man is feeding his son with dragon fruit that has been cut into dice on a plate.
"Yang ... You feel tired, don't you?" joe asked attentively, then rubbed his wife's back gently. Syifa immediately turned her head and slightly looked up to look at the husband standing next to her. "If we are tired, we just take a break to the room, yuk, I book a hotel room for us to spend the night here, you know."
"The party's not over, the time has come, A?"
"It's okay. Why why anyway? It's our party, how we like it. The most important thing is the wedding photo already, dinner already, so what are you waiting for? Aye, right?" Joe looked radiant with both cheeks blushing.
...Mah people are honest if they have really been saved 🤣...