
Earlier...
Joe had just been sitting in the dining room with Syifa and Robert, the three of them were planning to have breakfast with a piece of sandwich this morning.
Drrtnt ... Drrtnt ... Drrtts.
The sandwich was already in hand and was about to be bitten, but at once it did not happen because the phone rang in the pocket of the pants.
Joe puts his breakfast back on the plate, then picks up his phone and picks up an incoming call that turns out to be from Mami Yeri.
"For Joe, Honey ...." His voice sounded very sweet and soft.
"May too, Mi."
"Have you and Robert had breakfast yet?"
"This is just for breakfast. What's up, huh, Mi?"
"Mami wants to tell .. if Om Yohan is in the hospital. He's accident. You still want the same Om Yohan, right, Joe?"
"Yumna's dad, right?"
Hearing the name of Yumna, Syifa's ears twitched. He glanced at Joe curiously.
'Kok is still early in the morning already discussed Papinya itchy girl, anyway? What's up?' angryness.
"Yes" replied Mami Yeri. "You if there's time to look at him, yeah, Joe. Om Yohan is Mami's best friend's husband. You should appreciate it."
"Yes, Mi. I understand. What hospital was she in?"
"At the Prosperous Hospital, Joe."
"Continue ... Is there anything else Mami wants to say?"
"No. That's just it. Yes, yes, Joe. Don't forget to go to work."
"Yes, Mi."
Joe hung up the phone. It was put back in her pants pocket, and she started breakfast.
"So Mami's on the phone, A?" ask Syifa full of questions.
"Yes, Yang." Joe nodded.
"Tok you take Yumna with you?"
Joe looked straight at Syifa. "Oh .. That's Yumna's Papa said accident. Mami told him, Yang."
"He was told to look too, huh?" guess Syifa who has put on a pouting face.
"Yes. If I am happy he said. Most nights ... home from work. That's also if you and Robert want to. But if you don't want to, it doesn't mean you're looking at me, Yang."
"Lho ... Why take me with Robert, A? Aa if you want to look, then look. I don't want to." Syifa shook her head. Lazy feeling, especially he sure—if Yumna must be there. And the danger is also certainly if Joe meets him.
"You and Robert are my wife and children. My time did not catch you. It must be dong, dear."
Syifa simply nodded, then bit her sandwich. 'Did Mami still wish Yumna to be Aa's wife, huh? It should be 'no, ' his mind was sad.
"Oh yes, Mom ... Mommy when are you teaching again? Mr. Bambang and Robert's other friends often ask Mommy to know," asked Robert with a mouth full.
"Mommy's also excited again, son. But Mommy's confused." Syifa sighed, then looked back at Joe.
"Why's the fuck?" Robert looked at Syifa with astonished looks.
"If you miss the pengen ngajar again ... ngajar aja, Yang," Joe responded. "Later to get pregnant .. You just resigned."
"Actually I have such thoughts, A. But yeah, I'm confused."
"Why's roof? Oh ... are you still traumatized, huh? With that incident?"
"It's not a trauma problem or, A." Syifa shook her head. "Honestly ..The taste has gradually disappeared, A. Just now ... I'm afraid of something else."
"What other things? A ghost?"
"Not." Syifa nodded again. "I'm just afraid Aa's cheating on me."
"Lho, why are you afraid that I'm cheating? So far ... You don't believe that I'm a faithful husband?"
"Believe doesn't believe, anyway." Syifa seemed to doubt.
"Kok the answer? I doubt you, Yang."
"Well, yeah, a. The name of the human heart will sometimes like to change. And that's what I'm afraid of."
"Yes, I understand. But what's the relationship you're after I cheated on you, Yang?"
"I can't go to Aa's office later, because I'll be busy in the morning."
"Lho, what are you going to my office for, Yang?"
"Yes, he doesn't want anything. Just want to see Aa doang work."
"To his Daddy's office out of business, Mom, you can," Robert suggested that he really wanted Syifa to teach again. "Robert was really kayaking, look Mommy taught in class. Come on again, Mom," he added, begging. He also put on a hard face.
"Eemm ... What about you, son?" Syifa looked at her son's face while thinking hard.
"Not to be afraid of Daddy cheating, Mom. There is Robert. Robert's gonna take care of Daddy!" He patted her on the chest, trying to convince her. "If until Daddy dares to act .. we circumcise again the stick until it is stumped."
"Oh my God, Rob!" Joe was aghast from his seat because he was shocked to hear that. "Don't be sadistic why, anyway, same Daddy. You don't seem to love knowing .. if that's what it is."
"Well, Daddy has a plan to cheat on Mommy?"
"No, Rob," said Joe with a sledgehammer.
"Yes if Daddy does not need to be as scared as that dong. Just relax."
"Robert kept Daddy's promise, huh? Who said he wouldn't cheat."
"Hold aja. Go ahead" challenge Joe.
***
Back to school.
"Brain!"
"Brain!"
"Brain!"
"Brain!"
"Brain!"
"Brain!"
"Brain!"
"Brain!"
The four boys cheered simultaneously not forgetting such a loud applause.
And made some of the other disciples focus their attention on the bald-headed boy.
It was clear that, what they did was the thing to tease the bald-headed boy who turned out to be Robert. Their own friends.
"Lho .. children .. don't leadekin Robert like that. Can't!"
Before Robert took offense, Syifa first advised him. Do not let because of this, the child was crying and hostile to his friends.
"What did Bu Syifa say?" Juna looked to be puckering his forehead. He was astonished, along with his other friends. "Robert? I mean ... This bald boy Robert?" he added while pointing Robert right at his head.
"Times, anyway, he's Robert?" Atta looked in disbelief. He approached, then touched Robert's shoulder and looked closely at the face in front of him.
"I am Robert, you see." Robert opened his voice. "Well, you don't recognize me just because I'm without hair?"
Leon immediately hugged Robert's body. But the point here is just to inhale his scent. Because he knew exactly what Robert's scent was.
"Yes, this is Robert. That uncircumcised boy." After being sure, Leon released his friend's body.
"Besides I have not circumcised, I have not circumcised myself!" scorn Robert turned his words around.
"But how can you, Rob ... do you shave your hair like that?" Juna approached, then tiptoed slightly and stuck his tongue out toward Robert's head.
"Bcr ... Don't lick dong! Smell, Jun!" robert protested angrily, and immediately rubbed the saliva of his friend who was left behind.
Syifa who saw him quickly took a wet tissue in the bag, then helped her son to rub his head.
"sorry. Out of your slippery head, rich in lollipop, hehehe ...." Juna laughed out loud. Moreover, he also felt sweet when he managed to lick his friend's head.
"You're my master, huh, Rob? Is it dibotakin' that?" guess Baim laughed.
"Just boy. Yeah no!" robert was still rubbing his head. "It's it's a trend again. You guys are out of date."
"Nge-trend what?" leon asked confusedly.
"This bald head is again trending in 2023!" robert confidently. "And you must be surprised, too. If you know Daddy and the two Opa-Opaku are being deforested as well."
"Then anyway? I don't believe me." Atta head bobbles.
"This is proof ...." Robert reached into the pocket of his sweatpants, then showed a pocket-sized photo.
It was a photo of his mistress' family yesterday, which Robert deliberately asked for a small size so that it could be taken everywhere. Because it was from a long time ago, he had a hobby once carrying a photo in the pocket of his school uniform.
"Wih ... bener .. so cool!!" Leon immediately called out for amazement with four heads in the photo that was so slippery.
"That's right .. what I said. Cool, right?" Robert pulled down his eyebrows and looked confident.
"Yes, cool!!" Juna, Atta, and Baim joined together.
"Mangkanya ... you guys are just as deforested as me. Let's not miss the trend. The good part is also tau .. have a bald head."
"What happened, Rob?" ask Atta curiously.
"Yes delicious, because adem. Not a waste of shampoo."
"Head is bald so it is still given shampoo if bathing?" ask Juna.
"Yes, Jun. But not as much as when we have hair."
"Yes, that's right, too" said Baim. "Honest .. I if the morning sometimes shampooing. But my father always told me."
"Yes already. Mending we finished going home from school to be shaved with how? Let's follow the trend?" tanya Atta gave me an idea.
"Agreed!"
The first person to answer was Baim, followed by another friend.
"Agreed!"
"Agreed!"
While Syifa himself has tepok jidat while shaking his head. Because of the wonder and strange course with the silly idea of his students.
"Well .. so dong. That's a friend, just fit in!" Robert showed his two thumbs to his friends. Feeling satisfied as well as happy, because this means bald personnel will increase in number.
...Basic boy🤣🤣...