
"The number you're going to is off, please ...." The voice of the operator spoke, saying that the number was not active.
"You got your Umi-in-law's number, don't you, Joe?" ask Papi Paul. "So your bald Abi number isn't active."
"Hape Umi happens to be broken, Pi, so can't be contacted either." Syifa who replied.
"Lho .. in difficult to contact. How's this business?" Papi Paul scratched his suddenly itchy bald head, and felt confused.
"Let me call Sandi, let her tell Umi and Abi, Pi," Joe suggested.
"Oh yes, that's it." Papi Paul nodded in agreement, then put his phone back in his pants pocket.
"Before we get home we stop by the restaurant for lunch, Joe. The Syifa must be a laper," suggested Mami Yeri who has since touched her daughter-in-law's stomach.
"Eat it at home, Mi. Don't stop by" Syifa refused with a headband.
"Fear later, Fa, if you wait until. Uh ... Joe, mending to the porridge restaurant Mami subscription only, because the porridge there is really good to know. Surely Syifa likes."
"Where's the porridge restaurant, Mi?" asked Joe who looked clueless, while looking at Mami from the windshield of the car.
"Let's tell Mami."
"okay."
***
"How, how?! Why is Syifa?!"
The whole boy in the first class cheered when he saw Robert, Leon and Mr. Bambang come in. In fact, in the classroom there are still Indonesian teachers who are teaching.
"Bu Syifa enggak—"
"Sir Bambang! Let Robert know!" robert's whine has been tugging at his school.
"Oh yes already." Mr. Bambang also nodded in agreement.
"So temen-temen ... Miss Syifa or my most beautiful Mommy in the world is not sick."
"Keep why?" ask Atta loudly. "To the point, Rob, by the way! Don't beat around!"
"Yes!" Maira, my friend Leon chimed in. "We're all curious."
"You can't be jealous of me, can you?" robert asked with a slanted smile and pointed at all his friends.
"What's the matter, Rob?" Juna clucked, as a result of being annoyed with his curiosity.
"Because it turned out that Ms. Syifa was pregnant! So he's not sick! Just now bring the baby sister with her stomach!" robert exclaimed with excitement while jumping up and down and rubbing his own stomach.
"Waaah .. congratulations, Robert!!!" The entire boy in the class called out, clapping his hands. They were all so excited to hear the reply from the classmate.
"What kind of girl is your sister-to-be, Rob?" baim asked as Robert returned to his seat.
"You don't know, it's only been 3 months, Im," replied Robert.
"That means Atta, Baim and Leon have no younger brother." Juna spoke while staring at his friends whose names were mentioned earlier. "I'm two."
"Going home to school I will ask Papa and Mama to make a younger sister" said Baim.
"Yes, so am I." Leon replied, then looked towards Atta. "What are you, Ta?"
"I also want to try asking, even if I'm not sure if they want to or not" Atta replied.
***
At night at Abi Hamdan's house.
"Bi ... suddenly Umi is kangen same Syifa, huh? I haven't seen him in a week either. Want the phone also can not, hape Umi broken," he lamented with a sad look.
"Let's go, Mi. Do not be contacted often, later Syifanya is not used to it," replied Abi Hamdan casually while peeling the pea skin.
"What does it mean?" Umi Maryam did not seem to understand.
"Syifa's not long ago moved into Joe's house. Let him fit in there, so we don't have to call him often. Syifa is not at home, however she already has a husband, Mi, so it is natural to follow the husband," explained Abi Hamdan.
"Umi understands that problem. But just send a message for him again is it not a problem, right, Bi? Her name is the same parent child, it's natural Umi kangen."
Abi Hamdan took a old-fashioned cell phone in his wife's hand, then flipped around while watching her. "Tomorrow Abi take him to the serviceman. Abi also wants to buy cassan, cassan Abi is damaged by it."
"No need to go to the serviceman, Bi."
"Not do it? Didn't Umi say it was broken?"
"Hape is broken. But Umi doesn't want to be serviced." Umi Maryam shook her head.
"Keep if not serviced how Umi want to contact Syifa? This is weird about Umi." Abi Hamdan clucked, then chewed the beans.
"Umi's blue light wants."
"Buy where's the blue glue, Mi?"
"I mean, thrown in for a new one, Bi! Ahhh ... Abi just doesn't understand!" Umi Maryam snorted, then rolled her eyes lazily.
"Oh ... Umi wants to buy a new phone, is that it?"
"Yes." Yeah." Umi Maryam nodded in spirit. "But Umi wants, hapenya that old kayak, Bi. Umi want who can make fac*bookkan."
"Ngapain fac*bookkan all? And fac*book is not a social media for us to make a live broadcast, right, kayaking in tivi-tivi? Continues viral?"
Speaking of fac*book, Abi Hamdan was immediately reminded of a viral video belonging to Bu Hajjah Sejah about Fahmi who was in the police station and that's where he knew what fac*book was.
"Not only make a live broadcast, but make status also can, Bi. Umi also wants all Abi promotions later. Let Abi go viral."
"Abio ngapain is promoted? Is Abi trading?" Abi Hamdan frowned in surprise. "The truth is that it should be Umi promotionin rice just Umi, right let everyone know and more rame buyers."
"If that's for sure. The first thing that Umi promotes. But Umi also wants to promote Abi, later if such Abi again lecture ... Umi will video and make a live broadcast."
"But what are the benefits of Abi promotion, Umi?"
"Yes let anyone know, if the content of Abi's lecture is good and the delivery is very good. Let many also rent Abi services. People do not know, it could be later the video to the President, continued Mr. President invited Abi to come to the state palace for a lecture. Aye, right?" Umi Maryam.
"Of course of height." Abi Hamdan chuckled. "Ustad's out there a lot, not just Abi. The knowledge is far above Abi also a lot, Umi."
"Yes, Umi knows. But his name is sustenance people do not know, Bi. We could be rich through the viral path."
"Umi seems to mostly watch the gossip cultivated, for sure. What it says about people goes viral just because of mud baths."
"That was a long time ago, Bi. Abi mah missed. It is also not a difac*book. But no." no. But no."
"What is a taktok?"
"Social media apps are the same. Just said Bu Ningsih anyway .. the number of videos of women on rocking is not clear that. And look p*orno."
"Ih very horrified. Zina's eyes are her name." Abi Hamdan grimaced amusedly while shaking his head.
Tong, Tong!
Tong, Tong!
Their conversation was immediately over, when they heard the sound of the doorbell ringing.
Abi Hamdan stood up, then stepped towards the door. Before opening it, he first opened a little window curtain. To see who's coming to see you.
^^^Connected....^^^