
After returning from Surti's house, Kang Ahmad did not go straight to his house, but stopped by first at Ifah's bi stall which was right across from Surti's house.
Kang Ahmad intended to ask for help from Mang Jana. Because there is no doubt the loyalty of Mang Jana to his former employer, if there is any mang Jana who intervened, if Mas Diman to the Mang Jana hospital who carried him or took him. Until now it was Mang Jana who often controls Mas Diman during Surti selling in the Market.
Not long after Kang Ahmad was in the ifah bi shop, he immediately ordered coffee.
"Bikinin bi coffee! " The message to bi Ifah.
"Okay Kang, please sit down, aunty has made fried bananas still hot, " sahut bi Ifah.
"That's good bi, it's still booming like this, wanas once... " Kang Ahmad tasted freshly-picked fried bananas from the bed.
"Where's Manga Bi? " Task Kang Ahmad.
"Obviously, behind the chicken feed, soon here, "Answer bi Ifah while stirring coffee orders Kang Ahmad.
"Well, very diligent mang Jana, already on big yet chicken bi? "
"Lumayan lah, maybe about another month can be harvested, " sahut bi Ifah.
"I'll miss one bi! " Said kang Ahmad
"Kok is just one tail, it is enough, it is Kang Ahmad's family a lot" said bi Ifah.
"Ah, enough aja bi, the important thing can eat chicken, usually just the same omelet, fried tofu, tempeh, but Alhamdulillah is still given the pleasure of eating, try to see Mas Diman, the money is a lot but eat it every day porridge, if you eat another stomach immediately sick, nausea, pain, bloating he said. ", said Kang Ahmad.
"This is Kang's coffee, "
"Hmmmm... It smells "excited Kang Ahmad.
"Eh there was kang Ahmad, long ago Kang, " suddenly Mang Jana came from behind.
"Newly Mang, not yet 10 minutes, let Mang coffee, "taw Kang Ahmad.
"Yes, please Kang, I was so good" said Mang Jana.
"Mang Jana, as the incident last night did not hear anything Mang, was close from here, " asked Kang ahmad staring at Mang jana for clarity.
*Sama once Mang Jana did not hear anything, because it was a big rain, maybe it lost the same sound of rain." explained Mang Jana.
"Surti didn't call Mang Jana? " Kang Ahmad was curious.
"He called, but there was no signal, if there was a signal maybe another story, maybe already battered the son of a bitch, disturbing the gravestone! " called Mang Jana annoyed.
"Did you report to Mr Rt Mang? " ask Kang Ahmad again.
"Udah Kang, even invited the residents to chat tonight, want to revive Kang's night patrol, " replied Mang Jana.
"Oh so, it is good that I support mang, hopefully there is no more incident, pity Surti.
"Hopefully, Kang Sok Kang continued his kiss, I want to go back again, want to feed catfish," Mang Jana also moved from her seat.
"All of you or I also want to go home Mang, " said Kang Ahmad.
"This is bi, pay the same coffee fried banana, " After paying Kang Ahmad coffee directly tancap gas to his house.
After Ahmad's kang came home, Bi Ifah and Mang Jana were involved in a fierce chat, they argued, Bi Ifah who graduated from S2 is very smart to play the word, while Mang Jana who is only a graduate of S1 must admit the greatness of her ex-boyfriend.
The debate began, starting from the question bi Ifah.
"Kang Jana...... About who dares to bother Neng Surti "ask bi Ifah looking at the Superstar steadily.
"Got to know, we must first know the possibility, which is targeted by Harta Mas Diman or Neng Surti. If you are looking for treasure means that there are people who know that Mas Diman still has money and Gold stored under the floor. If you want to target Neng Surti can also, considering that so far Neng Surti has been a lot of bother. " replied Mang Jana at length.
"If what annoys Neng Surti may be Mas Toni, because he was once rejected by Surti, now he still likes to come to his stall" said Mang Jana again.
"Ah no way Kang, Mas Toni may not do such a thing, if caught can be battered, can be ashamed of the citizens," Sanggah bi Ifah.
"Yes not possible too, did Mas Toni also already have the same beautiful Nenden and bahennya Neng Surti, I also had a crush on the same tea, just shy of only S1 graduates aka SD he he he he. ", said Mang Jana while chuckling.
"Heuuhhh..... Yes, obviously far away, the same farm boy as the office boy, the same village boy as the city boy, the same student child dropout, the Nenden is no match for whether he is a rich man. "
"Luckily there is you Ifah who wants to be with me, his body is fat so it feels soft like a new mattress in the sun heu heu.
"Heu.... basic, beware that I am fat again, not this fat but slender that is delayed, " said bi Ifah while pinching Mang Jana's cheek as hard as he.
"Aduuuhhhhhh.....!" Grimacing in pain.
"Yes no, already.... already...for geez princess, forgive me, "ringis Mang Jana.
Bi Ifah also let go of the pinch, while Mang Jana continued to rub his cheeks that looked flushed.
After the conducive atmosphere of the debate began again entering the second round.
"Mas Toni was the time to work in Toko Mas Diman, lost to compete, Equally wholesale sembako, Mas Diman store crowded buyers, to queue while the store Mas Toni mediocre, just plain, maybe he is still hurt until now, maybe just tell people to bother Mas Diman" said Mang Jana.
"It is not possible also kang, because Mas Diman is now already said to be bankrupt, so Mas Toni has no rivals, no more disturbing people, "rejected bi Ifah.
"Hey Ifah, from earlier you ngabelain Mas Toni continue, have you ever been his girlfriend, found out yes now mah you tea ever dating the same Toni Borokokok, the playboy, playboy, so you tea the former playboy Ifah. "change Mang Jana who was upset in reply was Mang Jana immediately pinched Bi Ifah's cheek as hard as possible.
"Aduuuhhh... no way or kang Mas Toni likes me fat, he likes Neng Surti doang until now." shouted Ifah in pain.
"You yourself also said fat, be careful not to ignore the Toni again, it was clear he was a vindictive type of tea, ", said Mang jana while continuing to pinch the cheek of the temhem bi Ifah.
"Yes Kang did not, has been separated Kang, mending kissed rather than pinched mah, " said bi Ifah memelas.
"Yes, already, ummmm you want to be kissed tea, here I smell, I have also long ago nyium you, hmmmm the smell of asem ah, you have not yet bathed well." muttered Mang Jana.
"He he he, rasain tah cheater, "cetus bi Ifah.
"Cheating with who, it's good to talk tea, " said Mang Jana upset.
"The chicken he he he he. "bi Ifah chuckled again.
"Your basic heuu yes, beware of being pinched again, " said Mang Jana trying to pinch the cheek of Ifah bi.
"Would want to be pinched, want to be kissed, " whine bi Ifah while fending off Mang Jana's hand.
"No need to smell acemmm...... !" yelled Mang Jana annoyed.
Such was the daily life of Bi Ifah and Mang Jana who always joked, they looked happy even though they did not have much wealth.
After a conducive atmosphere they were involved in chat again.
"So who is Kang about to do evil with Surti? " ask bi Ifah.
"No idea, maybe Mas Diman has enemies or maybe it's just a prankster, but still a prankster should also be wary, must be secured, because it has troubled the citizens, " Mang Jana replied with enthusiasm.
"Repot or if you have an enemy mah, life becomes unsafe, "Excited bi Ifah.
"Alhamdulillah we do not have enemies, there are no competitors to be safe, " said Mang Jana steady.
"Ari eta bi Eha naon, it is not a competitor, the same sales of coffee, fried bananas, bala-bala, gehu, cireng, boiled indomie, nasi uduk, "cetus bi Ifah rather upset.
"Oh yes, but we can not be spiteful, let bi Eha want to look for business, each has its provision." replied Mang Jana relaxed.
"Yes not spiteful, but the snob bin mangkel, the Eman used to hang out here now moved to hang out there, "Bi Ifah looks annoyed.
"Yes or so far, when we forbid the Eman to hang out there, consumers are free to choose, maybe one day he was bored in bi Eha, maybe moved to hang out in the restaurant, " Mang Jana again replied casually.
"Heuhhh... . . Sugan Teh moved here again, "Bi Ifah was even more irritated.
"Yes ah, calm still there is Kang Ahmad our loyal customer, even if only coffee doang, but he almost every day here, sometimes twice a day" said Mang Jana comforting.
"But Kang here so quiet, usually early in the morning already rame who bought, now most live a decade, kayak neng Surti, Bu Aminah, Bu Dian, Bu Sofie, women all, women all, the man was hanging out at the Janda Younger stall." said bi Ifah.
"Enya Ifah here tea if rame mah so the center of information, so if there is any tea to know, from their chat. They exchanged information here, except for Mang Jana's information of mating again, they wouldn't know. " Mang Jana said casually.
"What Kang, did I not hear wrong, so Akang tea has married again!! " the word bi Ifah immediately hit Mang Jana's ear.
"It hurts or Ifah, "Jeep Mang Jana.
"So the real Akang tea has married again, "Bentak bi Eha, while continuing to pull out Mang Jana's ears.
"Yes are the same Nyi Eha," Mang Jana replied grimacingly.
"Eneng Hayam. . . he he he, "Mang chuckled.
"Ih... . kirain teh actually mated with Eha, basic. . .. . . " Bi Ifah resentfully let go of Mang Jana's ears.
Such is the daily life of Mang Jana and bi Ifah, full of jokes and laughter, although not family, they live life as it is, but seem to live a happy life.
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