The Unexpected Wife
GO SHOPPING

It was still very early in the morning when Lio contacted Rafa, now that Rafa was being covered by a fleece by the devil, entering the dawn time, the demons went around enveloping each servant in order to be negligent of the Lord's command, because Lio happened to call after completing his obligation as a Muslim, namely prayer shabuh, since married to Naya, Lio who was lazy was always forced to wake up and pray shabuh.

Rafa who is as lazy as Lio about waking up early jumped upon hearing the loud ringing of his phone.

"Paan sieh, this early in the morning call." The sound of sleepy people.

"Heh old virgin, wake up lo pray shabuh, already uzur too, the age of lo it's time for the angel of death nybut lo life, you are still lazy to pray." sok advised.

"It's not clear how much lo, since when do you pray diligently."

"Since the beginning of my village, I've loved to say I'm a pig."

"Emang lo a real pig."

"Send me I cut."

"Yeah, you can't bring a salary, make my faith weak." voice like a nelangsa.

"Gue will not cut your salary, as long as you do not admit what I ask."

"The fire."

"Lo bring that kampungan sik...."

Rafa cuts, "Naya Lio, the name of lo Naya's wife, call her well and properly donk." Lio warned.

"Yes that sik Naya, you bring her gieh shopping clothes, my anjirr who is embarrassed to see her wear a shabby negligee so."

"Bring Naya shopping, how come I'm, it's a job as a husband."

"Oh no, I'm ashamed of her, her appearance is timid, can go down my degree."

"Sok really sieh lo, ntar lo bakalan bucin half life with Naya."

"Kampung girl, ugly, and tacky, yes will not." exclaimed Lio confidently.

"Nothing's impossible, you'll see."

"Gue called you not to be a love advisor, Raf, I asked you to bring Naya clothes shopping, and you can not refuse the point." said Lio could not be denied.

"If you've told me, what can I do."

"And one more." said Lio, "Buyin also he's a cell phone, earache I hear the sound of his cellphone keypad is noisy every pressed." Lio so vent.

Understandably, Naya's phone is an old-fashioned phone that has a flashlight.

"The government is ready to go."

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"Lo get ready gieh there." scolded Lio as soon as Naya came out of the bathroom.

"Ready to you." Naya asks in wonder, "Ready-ready for what."

"Gue already called Rafa to bring you clothes shopping."

"Shop clothes, who's it for." Naya asked innocently.

"Wear it again, yes to you, who else."

"For Naya, but Naya currently does not need a gold shirt, Nayakan clothes a lot and still good." nice-good version of Naya means.

"It's good you said, the clothes that fit into the washcloth you said good."

"Despite that, Naya is grateful that even if she only wears a washcloth, there are so many people out there who don't wear clothes." Naya's voice was sad, she was clearly offended by Lio's words.

Lio felt a little guilty, he slightly corrected his sentence, "I mean" he said better, "Those old clothes were bought by your parents, you know, you know, well as my husband who takes the responsibility of your parents, now it's my turn to buy you clothes and whatever other things you need." he said it as if he was a good and responsible husband.

Naya silently did not respond, Lio again continued, "So, you want ya."

"Hmmm, but I'm going along too."

"Both the same Rafa mas, Naya is afraid."

Lio misinterpreted Naya's sentence, so he said this, "Lo is afraid of Rafa, I can guarantee Rafa is safe, you will not be anything, if yes he dares to say anything, lo, I cut his pay."

"Not that mas, I mean Naya, both with men who are not muhrim, ntar become even slander again."

Lio tried to convince Naya, "Naya, Rafa is my trusted man, my best friend, and I've considered him my own brother, so suppose you go with your own brother."

"Yes" he resigned in the end.

"Well, now who's ready to go there."

"Prepare mas, now, it's still dark you know, the traders go to the market early in the morning like this to prepare the merchandise, but if you want to buy clothes, you know, where can choose it when it is still dark like this, wrong ntar ng take it not as desired anymore."

"Market, who wants to go to the market."

"Lho, not the market."

"Not that, but the boutique."

"Butik is what mas." Naya really doesn't know that's why she's.

"Butik is a kind of store where clothes are sold, but the price is pegged ten times more expensive than those sold in the markets." Lio tries to control his emotions, such as explaining one plus one is equal to two in elementary school children, he thought Naya was actually a pure village child, very conservative, boutiques just don't know.

"Oh so yeah."

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The plan, Rafa will pick up Naya at about eight, Naya accompanied by Lio waiting while sitting in the front, Handoko's grandfather is now languishing in his room after Naya seduces him to take medicine, while Renata mama and Naya's in-laws have gone to his speed with a private driver.

Rafa arrives on time, gets out of the car to give his boss a greeting.

"For the boss, ma'am boss, it's a clear morning." he said hello and commented on the weather.

"So it's ready...." Rafa hangs his lines so attentive to the obvious appearance of Naya, the wife of his rich boss, Naya looks like not the boss's wife, her clothes are ancient like ancient people, where her hair is braided in two again, this confirmed her predicate as a village girl, and Rafa was not surprised that Lio asked her to accompany Naya to buy new clothes that Lio thought were worth wearing.

Naya who was noticed in such a way became embarrassed, and asked, "Naya's appearance is weird ya mas."

Lio hurriedly refuted, "Eh, no really." inwardly muttered, "It's not strange, but it's not old-fashioned."

"Keep why did you watch Naya."

Well, you know, discuss with Naya, because it's impossible to tell the truth, Rafa lied, "Soalya, ma'am beautiful boss."

The name of the village girl whose shame is still thick, of course, Rafa's praise makes him ashamed, and believe again with the hoax sentence thrown by Lio.

Meanwhile, Lio snorted, "Raf, lying to make people happy is a sin you know."

"Mas Rafa lied why mas." asked innocently, actually did not understand the meaning of her husband's sentence.

Rafa mengedumel in the heart, "Lio's son of a bitch, can not be sieh if he works together, Nayakan also his wife, cook yes I have the pain in Naya if I tell the truth." Rafa said, "There's nothing about Nay, I mean it's just a doank job."

"Oh." Naya believes.

"His name is also a village girl, believe me aja dibulin." said Lio in his heart.

Naya again asked, "Mas Rafa has breakfast."

"Take a good girl, wear what I've had for breakfast again." Rafa was moved, "Not yet." Rafa answered honestly.

"This is what sieh, has mending you guys go there, and lo Rafa, breakfast ntar at the fast food restaurant alone." Lio.

"Don't do so mas, pity Rafanya, let alone mas Rafa does not have a wife who takes care of him, mending mas Rafa breakfast first, if driving in hungry conditions will also be not concentrated."

"Well, you're horrifying tuh bini lo, driving in a hungry condition makes you not concentrate."

"Shit up."

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