
The servant who came to wake me was shocked to death when he saw the former emperor faint inside my baby box. The servant shouted loudly to make all the knights in the palace gather. Not only that, the emperor, queen and the five princes also directly came to my room. As everyone was busy searching for traces of the evil culprits who allegedly caused the emperor to faint, I remained sound asleep. Although, they made a rowdy sound that could make the demon budeg could again hear.
They finally gave up after 2 hours of searching which yielded nothing but sweat and fatigue. The emperor let them go.
All eyes were immediately on the former emperor. He is not an easy man to beat. Even if anyone dared to attack the old man, that person would instantly freeze before he could even raise his sword. Thus, it was impossible for the emperor to faint from being attacked by people. After all, the person who attacked the emperor would definitely instantly kill the emperor. Not even make him faint. Let alone putting it on top of my baby box.
Plus the fact that I'm still alive makes everyone in my room sure that the emperor wasn't attacked by a hit man. But, of course they don't suspect me. This baby can't even lift his own ass. So, how could he possibly make a grown man faint. Even if I did, I'm sure they wouldn't suspect me.
The queen quickly took out a silver vine that wrapped around the former emperor's body. The former emperor's body was raised several centimeters upwards. Light shimmered from within the vines that formed like a cocoon. Slowly the queen lowered her father. If I were a queen, I would slam the man's body without having to painstakingly heal him. After all, the pain will also make him wake up, right.
The man finally got up from his stupor.
"Dad, why did you faint?"
The queen immediately came closer to her father who was trying to stand up. The five princes came to their beloved grandfather. I am still late in my sleep. Or rather, pretend to be asleep. I started the morning with a new drama. I've had enough of all the drama that I've been through these 4 months.
The five princes and queens looked at the former emperor with worried gazes. Meanwhile, the emperor aka my father seemed relaxed. He returned to his study after making sure his father-in-law and favorite daughter were okay.
"Father just showed Ristel how to cripple people in one hit!" The emperor exclaimed in spirit.
The five princes were excited.
"Will grandfather teach us too?"
"Yes! Teach us too! But, by using the sword!"
"I want to too!"
I shuddered in horror when I heard that Bervan also wanted to know how to cripple people with a single blow. I think he's a sane brother. But, apparently still crazy. At least, he was still arguably sane compared to the other princes.
Argh!!! I would love to hit that old man's head off! How dare he influence my second brother with his heresy!
"Dad! Ristel is 4 months old. He couldn't even lift his tablespoon!"
I nodded with both eyes still closed. An empeng that's been clogging my mouth since last night makes me feel like a real baby.
"Qiya can already sword at the age of 10 months. So, Ristel can definitely hit people, too, right??"
I spit out my pacifier. Apparently, this emperor had really gone very crazy, huh. How could he possibly let a 10-month-old baby raise a sword. Luckily, the queen is still alive.
"Even worse!"
Waitaminute! The Queen still remembers her memories as a baby? Is the queen a genius? No child can remember their infancy. All they know for sure is that they suddenly show up in the kitchen and look for food. But, the queen even remembers the time when she was a baby? Isn't that great? Will the queen's intelligence also decline on me? Because, the five princes seem to get more of their father's cruelty than the queen's intelligence.
I can't wait to grow up fast and show my watered-down brain!
"Hahaha, it looks like you're getting old!"
"It's good that you're self-conscious!"
The queen breathed a long breath. His lips lifted up. His head was moving left and right. His father is getting weird. Especially since I was born.
You want to know where my grandfather has been for the past 4 months? He suddenly raised a war flag to the territory of the Alaskan Empire. The empire that existed in the northern region of this continent. He and hundreds of thousands of knights instantly came storming the empty territory two minutes after the war memorial sounded.
The sudden battle like death from a heart attack was won by the Peranto Empire. It only took 5 minutes for them to repulse the knights sent by the emperor Alaskan.
You want to know what kind of ridiculous reason is underlying that war? Water water. The empty region invaded by the former emperor was a heart-shaped lake with blue water. My grandfather wanted me to have a private pool that I could go to at any time. The depth of the lake is only 50 cm. Without any fish or water plants in it. In contrast to the lake in the palace which is almost 50 meters deep with many fish and aquatic plants in it. So, my grandfather didn't have to worry if I drowned or got eaten by fish.
The old geezer's madness didn't just stop there. He again attacked another empire that had great potential to become a playground or a place I could entertain myself. An empire that had a rainforest without any beasts. Beach. River. The mountain. Everything he took forcibly.
He also took the jewels as spoils of war.
Huh!!! It felt like my sanity evaporated upon hearing the former emperor's story. Only the five princes seemed happy and excited to hear the story of the attack.
You see that one-meter-tall pile of paper near my baby box? It was a document of the ownership of the territory that the emperor seized. The ownership of the territory written on the bottom left corner of the paper was my name. The hundreds of territories that the man seized were mine.
How could he possibly give all that territory to this baby who could not even stand?!?! After all, he wasn't thinking about his other 30 grandchildren? What if they feel jealous of me or differentiated? They could hate me. The worst thing is to kill me! Did this senile old man not think at all about getting there?
Argh!!!! I felt like I could have high blood pressure and a heart attack just by looking at his face. Really very annoying.
The presence of this old geezer is extremely dangerous to my mental and physical health!
In fact, the Peranto Empire and the Terium Empire alone were already very vast. How could he even attack another empire just to fight over territory?!?! Is he broken?!?! The queen can't cure her father's chronic madness, can she? Is there no one who can make the people around me sane even just a little bit?!?!
I'm so tired of all this crazy drama!
Anyone!!! Please replace me!!!