Revenge Bodyguard Village
Super weird auditions

Just now Zeno was about to enter the residence of the Wijaya family home, seen from a distance a group of people who ran towards the gate. There appeared to be a middle-aged white-haired man wearing a security guard uniform, mothers wearing negligee, and a man in his 30s carrying a broomstick. Zeno was surprised because he thought he would be expelled before setting foot in the house.

Waduh mamp*s cave, belom sepet bales revenge already want to be beaten by the masses, inner Zeno.

A group of people began to approach Zeno. Zeno had already taken a swing to protect his body with his hands. But those people just passed him without doing anything to him, instead heard them calling someone's name.

"Non! Non Jessie do not run away again dong," cried the old guard while chattering.

"Also Non, Bibi can relapse his migraine if Non Jessie blur continues," said the mothers berdaster.

Zeno who saw this was astonished.

"Well the cave thinks it wants to rock the cave, it knows to call people anyway", Zeno murmured.

The three people who ran earlier also looked at Zeno because Zeno muttered so loudly. They noticed Zeno's appearance from top to bottom. Zeno's appearance does look tacky and clumsy. Zeno wore a party shirt with half-mast pants and lots of pockets. The impression of kampungan and noraknya was increasing because Zeno carried a bag made of gunny sacks that he sewed himself on his back while carrying a rooster. Increasingly aggravated by Zeno's unkempt appearance and decile.

"Bag's mom? Please do not stand in front of the gate" said the man carrying a broomstick.

Wah aje gile gua spelled out vagrant.

Zeno also explained the purpose and purpose of coming to the Wijaya family residence. The three men understood and invited Zeno inside. Though the audition participants who attended had to pass through the south gate instead of passing through the main gate of the house like Zeno (pantes aja deserted).

In Zeno's heart he cursed when he remembered Abang ojek who had just delivered him earlier. Because Abang ojek was driving Zeno to the wrong gate. Fortunately, the gate of the house is not the gate of Hell.

Wow the cave was fooled raw by the shalan motorcycle taxi driver! Watch it! deno in the Heart.

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Zeno who had been living in the village was so amazed by the Wijaya family residence that was so luxurious and large. His face was gawking and his mouth was in awe of the house. The house was designed with a concept similar to a luxury building in the United Kingdom.

Outer perish is actually this house, the cave house in the village mah just as big as the doang security guard post.

Jeno was escorted by Bang Ismed, who held the broomstick earlier to the place where the audition of the bodyguards was held. Even Bang Ismed had to use a motorbike when driving Zeno to the audition place. You can imagine how vast the residence of the Wijaya family.

Arriving at the audition place, there were many people who gathered and lined up. There are even places where you can pick up queue numbers. Zeno rushed to the table that gave the number. He was shocked because he got the number 15,655.

This buset wants to list as a bodyguard what would want a list of CPNS anyway, Inner Zeno.

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Five hours passed, long waiting for Zeno was asleep under the banyan tree there (home what forest there is a banyan tree). Loudspeaker sounds also echoed Zeno's queue number. Zeno was shocked and woke up from his sleep while wiping his saliva.

"I'm present, sir!" zeno shouted as she approached the source of the voice.

Finally Zeno was welcome to enter the audition room. It turned out that his audition room was a large hall capable of accommodating around 1000 people. Seen a lot of men who audition, they appear to come from various regions.

"Beta from Ambon Manise" replied the man.

Zeno smiled at the man's reply.

Gile is far too people from Ambon want to audition why not all of you from Papua just follow along too, Inner Zeno.

Soon there was a black man who said from beside the Ambon man.

"If I am from Papua Kakar, precisely the border area with Papua New Guinea Kakar," said the man who was black.

Zeno only smiled with a strange face hearing that.

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Audition began, seen a father with a thick black mustache and a fierce face standing in front of the audition participants. The father was the judge of this first stage audition. On the banner it was written that this first stage audition was themed "AYO VIBRATE THE WORLD". Zeno still did not understand what this first audition theme meant.

Zeno who was still confused only heard the explanation from the father carefully. But still he did not understand because the father explained in a strange language, only a few audition participants understood and laughed.

Not long after that, the sound of koplo dangdut music was heard. There are some participants who start dancing to the rhythm but some are confused including Zeno.

This is an audition so what bodyguard so dangduters anyway, Zeno grumbled in his heart.

Suddenly there was a loud sound from the loudspeaker.

For the participants who jogetnya most yahud will pass to the second stage audition. Toak voice.

Zeno who heard that also immediately jogged with styles that were beyond human reason. This made the other participants stunned. Because of his jog style he also escaped with the first rank. The author is also confused how Zeno jogetnya? Well, you've thought to yourself with your own wild imagination, muehehe.

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After the audition, Zeno sat in the waiting room for the audition participants who passed the second stage. It turns out that of about 20 thousand participants, who passed the second stage audition only about 1000 people including Zeno.

Zeno momentarily did not stop thinking with the audition he had just experienced. He considered that the martial arts training he had spent many years practicing were all in vain.

"Or the audition is like a mending cave dangdutan aja continue every mallm same Bang Jamil," murmured Zeno.

Even so, Zeno remained grateful that he could still pass the audition. Not to forget Zeno went to the Mushola that was there. He fulfilled his duty as a Muslim and prayed that his goal might be achieved. Though want revenge just use a prayer event, Zeno base.

Note: Bang Jamil is the dangdut king of Umbul Jaya Village, the village where Zeno lives.

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